Diamonds That Shine Brighter Than Fire

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Heyo!!

I still have (horrific) writers block, so I'm just going to be doing some ships for the time being, as my brain doesn't have the capacity for any creative ideas.

Well, any who, I am still alive and well. I suppose my life died the moment I was born though.. Either that or it never existed to begin with. As usual, I'm still just watching anime in my room.

Technically, I may or may not be writing this in advance, so this may or may not be true by the time you read this, but I sprained my ankle...

You're probably thinking, "But Melody, you hate sports and being outside!" True, true, but I was just running and decided to speed up and then.. CRACK!!

(Ik, my writing skills are amazing, ya know *note the sarcasm*)

Also, the reason why I'm writing stuff in advance is because since I'm not supposed to move around much (my sprained ankle is on my dominant side), I have loads of free time.

Also, some1 wanted to know where I live.. I figured I might as well tell ya since I'm already seen as preettyy dumb.

I live in the most illogical place ever... A melon underneath a lake. YAY!!!

If you also wanted to know.. Yes, I can light fires. I AM AS MAGICAL AS SPONGEBOB!!! Okay, not quite, BUT I AM BETTER THAN HERMIONE GRANGER!! SO SCREW WINGARDIAUM LEVOSA!!!

Okay, I should probably shut up and give you guys NaLu. Okay? Okay.

-Melody

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«Lucy» Hey, Natsu, where are the eggs??

Wadda dos?? «Natsu»

«Lucy» The eggs. They come from chickens.

Idk. «Natsu»

«Lucy» Well, they don't just fly away.

Chickens fly. «Natsu»

«Lucy» No they don't...

Maybe the eggs hatched. «Natsu»

«Lucy» You know, I would love to tell you how wrong you are.

So? «Natsu»

«Lucy» But I won't because I need eggs. So, where are they?

Whaddu they look like? «Natsu»

«Lucy» I am not even going to correct your spelling..

? «Natsu»

«Lucy» They are round and white.. Like 3D ovals.

3D?? Three dragons?? «Natsu»

«Lucy» They aren't flat.

Oh key. «Natsu»

15 or so minutes later...

Hey, Luce, these Weeble Wobbles really don't fall down!! «Natsu»

«Lucy» You might just be the dumbest person I know..

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