Fish and Chicken Dinner

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Hey everyone!!

Mavis: Hey!! *squee*

Me: Hey, Mavis, how is my 3rd favorite character in Fairy Tail doing??

Mavis: 3rd?!?!

Me: Yeah. Cana is first, and Plue is second.

Mavis: I'm suddenly not mad anymore...

Plue: *adorable Plue noises*

Mavis and I: AWWWW~

Cana: Nah. Flower pots are better.

Me: :(

Sting: *jumps through the window* REJECTED!!!

Elise: *jumps in after Sting* SUCKER!!

Cana: Wait, what about Gray?

Me: Well, Gray is cool and all, and he's like, 2nd in all of anime... Okay, yeah, maybe 3rd... Yato is amazing.

Mavis: :( Why does Gray keep dropping??

Me: Umm, because I rewatch animes and realize how much I love the characters..

Elise: I just noticed this, but besides Tusk, you seem to have a thing for black hair and blue eyes.

Me: Technically, Gray's eyes are onyx, but yeah, pretty much.

Rogue: Wait, so is that why you like Colby more than Sam??

Sting: Have you been going through her search history again??

Rogue: Uhh, no. Not at all..

*a few hours earlier*

Rogue: *sitting at Melody's computer* Search history... Sam and Colby, Colby Brock... Uncle Elton? What? Okay then...

*the present*

Rogue: Yeah, I did nothing.

Elise: Sure, stalker boy.

Rogue: I am not a stalker. I'm just observant.

Me: Shut your mouth, Rogue. That is my line, and if you're so "observant", you would know that.

Me: But I'm literally not a stalker. Just because I happen to notice when other people have classes that I'm not in there with them doesn't make me a stalker.

Mavis: Hey, Melody, can we go and get juice?? I want McDonald's!!

Cana: Same.

Sting: Uhh, Gray told me to come here to ask if Melody wanted to watch a movie.

Rogue: That's the entire reason he's here. I was coming anyways, but he insisted.

Elise: And I'm here because I'm your nonexistent neighbor. I don't really need an explanation.

Me: Well, I'm going with the girls.

Everyone Else: WHAT??!?!

Me: I think it's about time you guys know one of my life mottos.

Cana: What is it?

Me: Fries before guys.

Elise: I'm not even surprised...

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