Light and Dark

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I feel like something important is about to happen!!!

Mystogan: I feel like I should leave before I feel the need to claw my eyes out.

Me: Fine then.  Hmph.  I was even thinking of putting you in my Top Five, but suit yourself.

Mystogan: Top Five?

Me: Read the last one and get learned.

Mira: Should we question this?

Lucy: Nah.

Me: Anyways, just because I think you are a little cute, doesn't mean that I am just going to bump you up in my list...

Mystogan: Okay?

Me: I was thinking of putting you in place of the dumb pink bubblegum fairy face.

Lucy: That is a new one.

Mira: Kind of cute.  Yet violent and embarrassing at the same time.  Just like Melody. 

Me: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Mira: Nothing at all!

Lucy: Umm...

Mystogan: Could you calm down Melody?

Me: BE QUIET YOU DUMB MASK FACE!!

Cana: Hey, Melody, you are acting *hic* like Garfield on a *hic* Monday!

Me: WELL SO WHAT??!?!

Lucy: We just think you might be overreacting a bit..

Me: AS IF!! I NEVER OVERREACT!!  I AM ALWAYS AS CALM AS A FREAKING CUCUMBER!!!!

Erza: Do I hear fighting?

Me: YOU SURE DO YOU SUNSET HAIRED, OVER ARMORED WANNABE ACTRESS!!!

Lucy: *gasp*

Mira: Did she just talk back to Erza??

Mystogan: Scary...

Erza: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!??!

Me: I SAID YOU SUCK AT ACTING!!

Erza: LET US STEP OUTSIDE!!

Me: Ew..  Gross... It is too far.

Lucy: That was sudden.

Mira: Talk about mood swing.

Mystogan: Yea...

Me: *holding on to the bed* I AM NOT GOING TO THE GROSS OUTSIDE WHERE ALL THOSE WEIRD NON-ANIME FANS ARE!!!  I JUST WANT TO WATCH ANINE ALL DAY!!!!

Erza: COME WITH MEE!! *tugging on Melody's foot*

Me: NEVER!!

Erza: COME!!

Me: FUN THINGS ARE FUN!!  THIS ISN'T!!  I JUST WANT TO TAKE A FEW WISE WORDS FROM YUI AND STAY HERE!!

Mira: K-on! reference?

Lucy: What is that?

Mystogan: Anime....

Erza: OUTSIDE!!!!

Me: WHY LIFE WHY?!?!

Lucy: I am just going to go..

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