The Cake Killer and The Ice Boy's True Match

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Happy: It looks like Erza is about to kill someone..

Natsu: Scary.

Lucy: You know, if you guys didn't completely ruin her cakes all of the time, she wouldn't necessarily be like that..

Levy: Lu-chan, where is Melody? Also, when are we going to have a text conversation together?? I feel like Melody is totally ignoring our friendship.

*they look around for Melody*

Happy: I found her! *picks up Melody* She is really light!!

Natsu: It is probably because she is flat chested.

Lucy: Natsu, that is rude!!

Natsu: What? She looks like a kid!!

Levy: Oh, be quiet.

Gajeel: You're just mad because you look just like her.

Levy: I DO NOT!!

Lucy: Shh!

Levy: Sorry, Lu-chan.

Gajeel: *whispers* You are her height.

Me: *continues sleeping*

Happy: I know a way to wake her up!!

Natsu: Give her meat!!

Lucy: No.. That is what we do with you.

Happy: *whispers into Melody's ear* Gray is about to kiss Juvia!!

Melody: SAY WHAT?!

Melody: Oh, you guys are liers. Good night. *starts to sleep again*

Erza: Hey, guys, why aren't we starting yet?

Lucy: Melody is asleep.

Levy: Lu-chan, for your text with Juvia, didn't Melody say something about who she liked before you guys started??

Lucy: Yeah. I think Juvia told me something like that.

Levy: Great! I have an idea.

Natsu: *sleeping by Melody, and has his feet practically on her face*

Happy: *lifts Natsu off of Melody* Aye!

Levy: Basically, Erza, you are texting Juvia today, right?

Erza: Yeah.

Lucy: *in the background* HAPPY! WHY WON'T HE WAKE UP?!

Happy: *in the background* That is just how Natsu is.

Levy: Well, I want you to ask Juvia bout it so that we can find a way to wake up Melody. In the meantime, we will try to wake up Natsu.

Lucy: *in the background* YOU JUST SLAMMED HIM AGAINST THE WALL!!

Happy: *in the background* He is fiinnee!!

Erza: I'm on it. If all else fails, I will slash them both with a Pentagram Sword.

Levy: Are you trying to kill them??

Erza: True. Maybe I should use my Lightning Emperor Set.

Lucy: *in the background* ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL NATSU?!

Levy: I am no longer sure who to listen to..

Erza: *smirks* Now to go ask Juvia for some cake~

Levy: Sure..

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