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I am extremely bored right now, and so I am posting this. So, last Wednesday in Computers we had to write this paper on what we would do if we were the president for a day.

Being my dumb self, of course I decided that mine would make no sense at all.

I can't remake it exactly, since I wrote the paper in 45 minutes, and it was a page long. So, I just have to summarize to the best of my abilities.

It is so dumb and random..

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If I were the President for the day, I would probably buy a boatload of Skittles and eat them while binge watching anime series. Then, I would send Skittles to every single US citizen, because I am nice like that.

Then, I would go to Beverly Hills and go on a shopping spree, and buy all the converse and off the shoulder tops in existence!! Then, because I love corgis, I would get one.

Then, I would get a bunch more Skittles and cover all the US landmarks in them. I would make the Golden Gate Bridge rainbow, spruce up Alcatraz with Skittles, and completely remake Lady Liberty's crown to be Skittle plated.

I would end up getting a bunch of death threats from dumb M&Ms jerks. I would have my awesome Skittle loving secretary deal with it while I have people finish Trump's wall, which I would make covered with Skittles.

I would put a fine on the wall, saying that any Mexican or American who took a Skittle off the wall had to pay the US $100. It would solve the illegal immigration problem because they would be to busy looking at the Skittles and would get caught.

Then, I would have to go to some dumb and boring meeting, and they would be mad at me because I fell asleep during the meeting that I held.

Afterwards, I would visit the world leaders and convert them all to Skittles. North Korea would stop their nuclear program and start having Skittle festivals, which I would help host.

Then, I would visit Hillary Clinton in the dead of night, to laugh in her face because I was the first woman president and she wasn't. Plus, I thought of making the US the Skittle Empire.

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A/N Here is my train of thought:

US: United Skittles of America

UK: United KitKats

The only place left for the M&Ms was the U of M (University of Minnesota) which was renamed the University of M&Ms.

Your welcome.

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Then, the country's economy would break down and they would throw me out of office. They wouldn't be able to put me in jail because I got a really good lawyer, by using money I may or may not have stolen from the treasury. Even though all of the US landmarks and the White House were covered in Skittles, they couldn't get me jail time, because the judge was secretly a Skittle Army member.

Then, I fled the country and moved to Switzerland, where I now live with my corgi, planning the day when I turn the whole world to Skittles.

THE END!!!

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This is my life.

I can just see my Computers teacher now. He was probably wondering about my mental health when reading it.

Now, ladies and gents, what you read was only a summarized, toned down version of my madness of an essay.

I am so sorry. . .

This was so random that I can't even. I had to share this with you because of Rogue's obsession with Skittles.

Also, the beautiful girl behind that idea, xX_WendyMarvell_Xx, makes amazing Fairy Tail stuff over on her page, so please go check that out!!

<3 Love that gurl! <3

She is dorky and funny, like me, except I am just a dork. She is super talented, and so I just wanted to that her for letting me use her idea in this book.

Although, let me put this out here that Rogue liking MLP is completely mine. Just saying. Don't go being a stealer. Yea, I know you!!

Lolz. Well, anyways, big thanks to her and all you guys!!

Have a great day!!

-Melody

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