Pink Pies and Dark Lies

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Heyyoooo!!!!

Esqueeze Mehhh!!!

Umm!!!

Hailo??!?

(Aphmau Fantasy reference, bruhIdk if I ship it yet.)

*slaps peoplez awake*

LISTEN UP!!!!

Asuka: Juuice??

Me: Hewwoo~

Natsu: Huhh??

Me: SHUDDAP!!

Mavis: Watermelon juice ppops??

Me: Hola~

Gajeel: Sshrimmp??

Me: *raises hands*  HALLELUJAH!!!  MY SHIP HAS SAILED TO THE HEAVENS BABY!!!

Laxus: M-mm

Me: Mira???

Laxus: Mmmmm

Me: IS IT MIRA??!?!

Laxus: *shoots her in the face with a nerf gun* MMM WATCHA SAAAYYY!!!

Me: *punches him the face* I'm done.  I am so done...

Eric: Saammee...

Me: What the?!?!  You don't even exist here!!  Get out of Wattpad and stay in the real world where you belong, Eric!!

Natsu: Who dat?

Me: Some guy in my 1st Hour Class.  He is pretty cool, but doesn't tolerate peoples too well.

Eric: I just hate that people are always talking!!

Me: Then, you stormed out of the class.

Eric: It had to be done, okay?!!  They would shut up, and I am so done with that class!

Me: True dat.  Except I wouldn't quit that class if my life depended on it...  Okay, maybe if anime depended on it...  Mayybbeee...  Nevermind, I am just gonna stop lying to myself..  OF COURSE I WOULD GIVE IT UP FOR THE ANIME WORLD!!

Eric: Wait, why am I talking to you... *looks around* Where even am I??

Me: My room.  Inside of Wattpad, that is.

Eric: That sounds dumb.

Natsu: What was the point of us being here?

Me: Everyone else left, Natsu.  So shaddap.

Eric: That was rude.

Me: Needed to be said.. 

*a note floats in through the window that says Fro thinks so too*

Me: Fro is a physic!!

Eric: Who the fudge is that??  Wait, what the fudgesicle?!?  Why can't swear for fudgesicles sake?!?

Me: Cuz this is my Wattpad and you don't need to swear.  So, too bad!!  Also, about how you like my BFF...

Eric: So what??  She's pretty, cool, and nice.  End of story.  Why do you care anyways??

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