Friendzoned -- FTT Shorts

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FTT Shorts!!  I'm considering making this an actual thing!!  Yayyyy!!!

Elise: What is this??

Me: Sting is gonna friendzone Yuki....  T_T

Wendy: Poor Yukino...

Mira: SAY WHAT?!?!  I DON'T CARE WHO STING IS, I'M GOING TO BEAT HIS BUTT!!  WHO DARES HURT MY ALMOST SISTER?!?

Me: Mira, calm down.  I feel that way too.

Mira: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!

Lisanna: Sorry guys... 

Me: It's...  It's fine.

Elise: I don't see what the fun deal is...

Mira: OH I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS, MISS STEAL YO MAN!!!!!

Me: Wut?

Wendy: Mira, please call down!!

Lisanna: Umm, wait, I thought I was Miss Steal Yo Man... 

Elise: Huh?????

Me: Wendy, you should leave.

Wendy: Okay??

*FT Innocence Train pulls up*

Elise "FT Innocence Train - Keeping Wendy and Cheria innocent one track at a time." 

Me: Welp, now that she's taken care of...  Let's handle Mira.

Lisanna: Mira!!  Calm down!!

Mira: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN UNTIL MY LIL CAKE POP IS SAFE FROM THAT DEMON!! *points at Elise*

Elise: Takes one to know one, I guess.

Me: This isn't working!!!

Lisanna: Call in the cavalry!!!

Me: *dials a number*

--in a very peaceful sweets shop--

Erza: *brringg brringg* Is it Cake?!?!?!?! °¬°

Erza: *picks up*  CAKE?!

Me: Umm, not quite...  We need help.

Erza: Sounds like a thunderstorm.

Me: More like someone who loves a thunderstorm.  If you know what I mean...  😏

Erza: So, you are interrupting cake time because...?

Me: Mira is going on a rampage cuz Yuki is going to get friendzoned.

Erza: I will be there soon.  You had better pay me back...  *leaves*

Jellal: T_T ERZAAAAAA!!!!!

--back at Mira--

Erza: Here.

Me: That was fast...

Erza: Surprisingly, hopping dimensions doesn't take all that long.

Me: Right.

Mira: I HAVE TO PROTECT MY YUKINO!!!!!!

Lisanna: I can't do this alone!!!  Someone help me!!!

Elise: *already gone*

Me: Ready??

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