(5) Part I

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BTS as your friend.

Trying to get you away from the boy you're going on a date with because they like you.
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Hyung Line ~

Seokjin

Mama: Jimin has aids

You: jin, really?

Mama: yes really

Mama: he told me

You: you're just jealous

Mama: of his aids? no ew

You: see?

Mama: I don't want aids

You: hE DOESN'T HAVE AIDS

Mama: ...

Mama: then he has bipolar

You: what's wrong with that?

Mama: uGh just don't go on a date with him

You: I need to go, he's here to pick me up

Mama: fINE, get aids

Yoongi

You: why are you outside my house?

3 dollar: I'm taking you on a date

3 dollar: you're not going with Jungkook

3 dollar: I don't care

You: Yoongi

You: I want too

3 dollar: no

3 dollar: he's actually 4

3 dollar: he lied to you

3 dollar: he still drinks milk

You: I'm going out the back door

Hoseok

Jhoooope: I'll buy you ice cream

Jhoooope: cancel the date with Tae

You: meet me in five

Namjoon

You: you broke my HEELS

Joon: it was an accident

Joon: ...

You: you're lying

You: you just don't want me to go out with hosuck

You: hoseok*

Joon: well yeah

Joon: but serious it was an accident

You: both heels?

Joon: yES

Joon: I'm sorry

Joon: 😭😭

~ 06/8/17

I'm getting worse at these.

What would you want next after I do the manake line?

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