(30) Part II

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BTS as your best friends

a group chat with the Maknae Line.
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FUCKING HYUNG!

YOU: okay but I didn't mean for any of this to happen

JJK: can you beeleave what hyung did

KTH: I can't take you seriously if you're typing like that

JJK: I don't kare

JJK: this is serious butt I'm still a joker

YOU: you literally make no sense

PJM: all of the time

KTH: what did Hoseok hyung do?

JJK: it wasn't hoeseok

JJK: wtf

KTH: you said hyung

PJM: didn't care to ask him which one?

YOU: this whole chat is irrelevant

YOU: totally unnecessary

JJK: you're totally unnecessary

YOU: so what I told you about seokjin is irrelevant?

PJM: she has a point

KTH: exactly

JJK: fuck off hyung

JJK: BACK TWO THE TOPICK

PJM: please stop talking like that

JJK: hyunG

JJK: toad everyone I told him about my first

JJK: you know

YOU: seokjin thought that he's never jacked off before

PJM: ofc you have

JJK: eggxactly

KTH: everywhere

YOU: even on me

YOU: wait what?

KTH: what?

PJM: what?

JJK: oh my josh

KTH: that doesn't work

KTH: it just says josh now

PJM: exactly

YOU: dumb

KTH: NO YOU DONT SAY ANYTHING NOONA

KTH: you n jungkook yeah?

JJK: no

YOU: yes

JJK: you weren't meant to say anything

KTH: that's the only sentence you have said without a stupid pun

JJK: I ham slowly running out

YOU: so I'm just gonna go

PJM: no you stay and explain yourself

JJK: yeah ex plain yourshelf

KTH: andddd he's back

YOU: it was a joke

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