TEXTS | BTS

(37) Part I

BTS as your boyfriend

how they would act when they are drunk
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Hyung Line ~

Kim Seokjin

would rarely get drunk, if he did it would be from wine that he drank on his birthday. but while he's drunk, he's one of the best Seokjin's you know. it would start off with him talking less which everyone would notice because he talks a lot normally, this would be a clear sign that Kim Seokjin is drunk.

"Jinnie, are you okay?"
"yeah yeah, sure."
"you're just very quiet babe."

seokjin would say anything that's on his mind, good or bad as long as it's on his mind he would say it. as he is normally a very talkative person, him being drunk would only unfilter some of the things he would want to say.

"Y/n?"
"yes seokjin."
"do you think I have a small dick? I think it's very big but I've never seen anyone else's. what if Jungkook has a bigger dick than me? that's just embarrassing."
"shut the fuck up seokjin."

Min Yoongi

"everybody, shut the fuck up!"

yoongi would shout so much shit as he begins to get drunk. he wouldn't drink all the time, but when he's working late and he needs some relief he would drink a little which would become a lot.

"but, but, y/n."
"wh-"
"y/n."
"yes yoo-"
"y/n"

he would all of a sudden become affectionate as he gets more drunk; calling your name 24/7 until you get sick of hearing your own name. his movements would be more touchy too; it wouldn't be a matter of sexual touch but he would just be a lot more touchy and affectionate than he normally is.

"y/n~~?"
"yes baby?"
"I love youu~"
"I love y-"
"can you tell Hoseok I love him too?"
"okay Yoong-"
"tell baby Jungkook too."
"of course yo-"
"I love you!"

Jung Hoseok

he's already so lively and happy all the time so what happens when Jung Hoseok gets drunk? he is exactly the same as he normally is but times a thousand. he would be a lot louder, a lot happier, but most importantly a lot more...sexual.

"ohh y/n~"
"ohhh hoseok~"
"I have a present for you, in my pants!!"
"what are you talking about Hoseok?"
"it's a hard present."

you would roll your eyes at him all the time when he says things like that...unless you are drunk too; in which the events would turn out completely differently than it should. *wink wonk*

Kim Namjoon

completely not the type to get drunk, wouldn't go anywhere near alcohol unless it's to clean a cut on his body. you could be at a family get together and your mum would offer him a drink which he can't decline.

"I want to go to sleep y/n."
"you can't sleep, it's only 8pm."

he would want to sleep and when he does he would wake up sober and boring. however, if you manage to keep him awake it would be a new side to Namjoon that you would see.

"do you think if I rub the kettle, a genie would come out?"
"why don't you try jagi?"
"where's the kettle?"
"it's in the kitchen."
"I can't find the kitchen, the kitchen is lost jagi."
"what do yo-"
"how am I going to cook my coffee?"
"you don't cook coffee."
"y/n!"

~ 22/2/18

I wrote this at 2am but it will be published around 10 tomorrow when I'm in college and can use the college WiFi.

I should get WiFi in my house tomorrow so I hope I can upload normally. I will also do a Hoseok birthday thing as I missed his birthday and couldn't do it which I'm so sad about.

there's temporary pictures there I may be reusing pictures I have used before so I will change them to what would be better when I can really pay attention to it.

I think I forgot to say I love you guys in the last one

so I love you

and I love you again

how are you?

I hope you guys are alright