TEXTS | BTS

(30) Part I

BTS as your best friends

a group chat with the Hyung Line.
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BABY JUNGKOOK!!

KSJ: I HAVE NEWS

KNJ: is this important?

MYG: SEEMS IMPORTANT

MYG: PLEASE TELL US

MYG: THERES NOTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD I WOULD WANT TO BE DOING

MYG: THEN LISTENING TO YOU RN

JHS: I can taste the sarcasm

KSJ: I can also taste this amazing steak that Yoongi will be getting none of

YOU: oh shIT

KSJ: anywho

KSJ: my baby

KNJ: ...

KSJ: Jungkook

YOU: sad

KNJ: alrighty then

KSJ: he just came

MYG: hope you didn't mean it like that

YOU: right?

KSJ: well

KSJ: if you fucking listen

MYG: OKAY BOI

KNJ: so rude today

KNJ: I love it

YOU: continue!!

KSJ: he told me that he came

KNJ: he told you that he jerked off?

MYG: that's embarrassing

YOU: I'm pretty sure that was meant to be personal

JHS: exactly

JHS: you fucked up seokjin

KSJ: really

KSJ: oh shit

KSJ: I was just so excited

YOU: I'm gonna text him right NOW

KSJ: NO PLEASE DONT

MYG: he's gonna kill you

KNJ: I'm pretty sure he's jerked off before

YOU: how would you like to die seokjin?

KSJ: noona

KSJ: please

JHS: so dead

KNJ: hes 21

KNJ: there's no way he's never wondered why he gets hard every morning

YOU: strangled?

KSJ: noona!!!

MYG: so can I go now?

KNJ: I jerked off when I was 11

JHS: Namjoon

KNJ: yes?

JHS: wtf are you even talking about

KNJ: I have no idea

YOU: okay he's replying bye

KSJ: I gonna hide

KSJ: shut I forgot my steak

JHS: I jerked off when I was 15

JHS: 11 is too early

KNJ: no it's not

JHS: wasn't your dick really small?

JHS: how did it even get hard?

KNJ: I was an experimental child

JHS: I don't want to imagine that

MGY: I never thought I would imagine this conversation let alone be a part of it

YOU: Jungkook said he's coming for you seokjin

KSJ: fuck you y/n

YOU: oh wouldn't you want too

~ 25/12/17

It's currently 1:52am

Christmas Day

and here I am writing for you guys

I'm the best ever

I keep listening to don't let me go by SHINee and it just makes me cry. but I just love the song I've always loved the song.

I LOVE YOU