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group chat with the dudes
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HYUNG LINE SUCKS ASS

SOCKJIN:
what is this Jimin?

GEEMIN:
why did you just assume it was me?

YOU:
oh but is he wrong?

GEEMIN:
no

YOU:
then?

GEEMIN:
I'm convinced that everyone in hyung line is gay

SOCKJIN:
I'm straight

JOHNCOOK:
that's a lie

SOCKJIN:
I'm the only straight one

JAY:
um

JAY:
hello?

SOCKJIN:
everyone knows you're straight j

YOU:
too straight

JOHNCOOK:
yeah

JOHNCOOK:
I wanna be like hobi hyung

JAY:
no you don't.

YOU:
wow

YOU;
I wanna marry hobi

JAY:
yes you do

NAMJUNE:
same

YOONGI:
same

YOU:
what a dead name Yoongi

YOONGI:
there's no point of doing some stupid name

YOONGI:
my name is Yoongi

JAY:
that's a stupid name

JOHNCOOK:
only hobi hyung can make fun of Yoongi hyung

SOCKJIN:
even I can't

NAMJUNE:
I can

NAMJUNE:
cause I'm the leader

YOONGI:
no you can't

NAMJUNE:
no I can't

YOU:
why am I friends with you guys?

GEEMIN:
that was your choice

HYUNG:
yeah

YOU:
tAEE

YOU:
you're here

HYUNG:
yeah

SOCKJIN:
why's your name just hyung

HYUNG:
I wanna feel older

HYUNG:
so you know

SOCKJIN:
how sad

YOU:
more importantly

YOU:
my birthday is soon

SOCKJIN:
good for you

JOHNCOOK:
rude

JOHNCOOK:
are you like a nun or smth?

GEEMIN:
what is that even support to mean

HYUNG:
that she doesn't celebrate her bd

JOHNCOOK:
exactly

GEEMIN:
you mans dumb as fuck OMG

YOU:
seokjin, come and collect your kids

SOCKJIN:
y'all hear something?

NAMJUNE:
nah bro

YOONGI:
I love you guys

JAY:
wtf

JAY:
affectionate Yoongi is back

YOONGI:
not for long bitch

YOU:
mood

JOHNCOOK:
love you too hyung

HYUNG:
LOVE YOU TOO

SOCKJIN:
hearts all around

NAMJUNE:
love you

YOONGI:
okay stop now

GEEMIN:
Jimin loves you too

JOHNCOOK:
okay I think it's time we leave

YOU:
why

SOCKJIN:
we need to practice

YOU:
your dancing has gotten better seokjin

SOCKJIN:
thank you

JAY:
very true

GEEMIN:
what about Jimin?

HYUNG:
you too Jimin

JOHNCOOK:
or not

GEEMIN:
I hate you Jungkook

JOHNCOOK:
cool cool

JOHNCOOK:
idc

NAMJUNE:
let's go boys

JOHNCOOK:
bye y/n

JOHNCOOK:
marry me soon yeah?

YOU:
no

SOCKJIN:
bye y/n

NAMJUNE:
bye

YOONGI:
later

YOU:
yeah yeah bye guys

YOU:
geez just go

GEEMIN:
that's rude to Jimin

JAY:
NO CARES JIMIN

~ 07/9/18

*jungkooks suddenly American accent*
It's been a while

a little short ew sorry
I've been really busy

I finally got a job now
wow
less time to write
I'm so sorry

I'll still write ofc
because I love writing
and I love you so you know

I saw this video of Jungkook
on instagram
in a concert
performing baepsae
oh lord
those thrust were real
I felt it in my gut
Jesus
I need holy water

anyWAY
my baby's birthday is soon
I'm so excited
he deserves the world and more

the video w Nicki was sicc
that's all I have to say
fucking sicc

I love you all
wow