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HOW TO PREPARE FOR...

welcome.

this is a very helpful guide on how to prepare for HIXTAPE. I know what you're thinking, you're already prepared you don't need any help; we'll read on anyway because I'm sure you will find something you didn't know about.

1. water

make sure you have a lot of water with you, in case you get hot, overwhelmed or actually get wet and you need a cover up as to why you're so wet.

cold water is the best kind.

2. a window

a window can provide you with fresh air when it gets a bit heated in the area you are listening to HIXTAPE in. it is also great to jump out of when you begin to feel like your bias is changing to Hoseok; which is 99.99% most likely to occur.

3. a fire extinguisher

don't be alarmed. once you press play and the first track starts, a fire will start in your home. it will come from the device HIXTAPE is playing from; simply put out the fire and continue to do so as the fire will not stop.

the water comes in handy here as you could use this to help.

the window comes in handy here for when the HIXTAPE is to 'fire'.

4. make sure you are single

(I hope this doesn't offend anyone I didn't mean to just use a heterosexual couple I just couldn't find another one)

we don't want any broken hearts, if you are in a relationship and you listen to HIXTAPE there is a chance you could break up with then for not being Hoseok.

5. you don't

you might be confused what I'm talking about, but you don't.

you don't prepare for HIXTAPE, it's impossible.

lastly, if your bias is Hoseok goodluck.
if your bias wrecker is Hoseok, that won't be for long because he will be your bias. @myself

this guide is not responsible for any damages that may occur.

~01/3/18

I hope this is a helpful guide

I get hixtape at 3pm here which is pretty close as it's nearly 11am. I'm happy and scared, I'm shitting myself.

AHHHHHHHHHH

I love you guys, let me know if you survive hixtape

UPDATEEE

I died incase you were wondering, I'm currently not alive.