(3) Part I

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BTS as your best friends.

In a group chat with you.
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Grandad typing...

Group name changed.

PUSSY-CAT BEATERS

You: who did that?

J-Hoe: Namjoon...

Dance Mon: Jin...

Mom: wtf

Mom: that was the child obviously

Chimmy: which one?

Chimmy: cause it was Jungkook

Kooks: fuck off

Mom: WHAT

Mom: go to your room

Kooks: shit

Kooks: no one told me that hyung is in this group chat

You: stupid bunny

Mom: I'm taking your overwatch Jungkook

Kooks: IM SORRYYY

T: AHA

You: can we discuss what we came here to talk about?

Chimmy: your nonexistent sex life?

J-Hoe: the zero friends you have apart from us?

Kooks: the amount of times I've seen you naked?

Mom: how you miss us?

Dance Mon: how you wanna hear me sing?

T: are we all going to ignore what Jungkook said?

You: none of you are correct

T: yes, no?

Mom: then whT?

Mom: what*

Chimmy: I WANT COOKIES

Kooks: I'm hereE

T: nO?

Chimmy: ew not you, stinky

Kooks: rude

You: okay I'm leaving

You left the group chat

Dance Mon: but serious

Dance Mon: who changed the name?

Mom: no idea

J-Hoe: IT WAS ME

Mom: Hoseok

J-Hoe: yes?

Mom: no

J-Hoe: okay I was kidding

T: i saw Yoongi Hyung on his phone today

Mom: what?

T: on the chat

Grandad: thanks....

Grandad: you woke me up

Grandad: it was me

Grandad left the chat

Mom: oh boy

Mom: I'm out

Mom left the chat

Dance Mon: same

Dance Mon left the chat

Kooks: getting BUSYYY I SEE

Chimmy: gross

Chimmy left the group chat

Kooks: *insert dirty joke here*

J-Hoe: why didn't you just say one?

Kooks: cause of Jin Hyung

J-Hoe: ...

J-Hoe: he left the chat bubs

Kooks: FUCK YEAHH

J-Hoe adds Mom to the group chat

Mom: JEON JUNGKOOK

Kooks left the group chat

Mom left the group chat

J-Hoe left the group chat

T: only me?

T: how are you?

T: fine you?

T: okay bye

T left the group chat

~~ 22/7/17

I need friends
I know this is pretty bad please forgive me
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Thank you ❤️

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