(38) Part I

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BTS as your friends, you're in a relationship with Kim Taehyung

in a chat with jungkook, he's asking you to babysit his child.
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YOU: JEON JUNGKOOK!!!!

GOLDEN MAKNAE: yes?

YOU: boi

YOU: how you doing?

GOLDEN MAKNAE: not so good man

GOLDEN MAKNAE: fucking Jimin was meant to look after my son

YOU: yeah?

GOLDEN MAKNAE: disappears

GOLDEN MAKNAE: who's meant to take him off my hands?

GOLDEN MAKNAE: it's my fucking anniversary

YOU: okay babe

YOU; watch the profanities

GOLDEN MAKNAE: I'm not your babe

GOLDEN MAKNAE: I have a wife

YOU: sorry man

YOU: so do I

YOU: wait

GOLDEN MAKNAE: so Taehyung is your wife then?

GOLDEN MAKNAE: shit

GOLDEN MAKNAE: he needs to grow a pair

YOU: pair of what?

GOLDEN MAKNAE: BALLS MAN, BALLS

YOU: why are you acting like a little kid

YOU: I'm actually a good five years younger than you

GOLDEN MAKNAE: and how many years is that between you and tae?

YOU: thats hyung to you mate

YOU: idk

YOU: seven?

GOLDEN MAKNAE: that's sad

YOU: he still fuck me good though

YOU: anD YOU AND YOUR WIFE FUCKING HOW MANY YEARS

GOLDEN MAKNAE: no ones talking about that though

YOU: FIVE

YOU: THATS A LOT AS WELL THE FUCK

GOLDEN MAKNAE: like if we got married

YOU: first of all

YOU: ew

YOU: number b

YOU: I had a crush on you ages ago

GOLDEN MAKNAE: and I rejected you

YOU: cause you stole my best friend

GOLDEN MAKNAE: whatever I'm sorry babe

YOU: don't babe me now

GOLDEN MAKNAE: I'm the best oppa ever

YOU: no

YOU: Taehyung is

GOLDEN MAKNAE: I still need a babysitter

YOU: I'll take him

GOLDEN MAKNAE: do I trust you with my son?

YOU: you should

GOLDEN MAKNAE: but do I?

YOU: yes?

GOLDEN MAKNAE: you seem unsure

YOU: am I not meant to be?

GOLDEN MAKNAE: my poor son

YOU: so you're leaving him with me?

GOLDEN MAKNAE: only with Taehyung

YOU: ...hyung

GOLDEN MAKNAE: I'm dropping him off now

YOU: got it

YOU: I'm home

YOU: go fuck your wife into the oblivion

GOLDEN MAKNAE: love you sister from another mister

YOU: love you too oppa

~ 27/2/18

I'm so tired and sad, I was stalking my crush and I saw a picture of him with a bunch of girls. LOL I shouldn't be jealous, I can't be jealous but I am; sucks.

anyway, jungkooks tweet made my day. he looks so cute with his long hair bless him.

this is where I was meant to end this book, at 100 parts but you know it's to early to end it

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this is where I was meant to end this book, at 100 parts but you know it's to early to end it.

I'm fully so sad, why? I really shouldn't be.

I love all of you

I love all of you

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