BTS as your friends, you're in a relationship with Kim Taehyung
in a chat with jungkook, he's asking you to babysit his child.
_______________________________________________________________________YOU: JEON JUNGKOOK!!!!
GOLDEN MAKNAE: yes?
YOU: boi
YOU: how you doing?
GOLDEN MAKNAE: not so good man
GOLDEN MAKNAE: fucking Jimin was meant to look after my son
YOU: yeah?
GOLDEN MAKNAE: disappears
GOLDEN MAKNAE: who's meant to take him off my hands?
GOLDEN MAKNAE: it's my fucking anniversary
YOU: okay babe
YOU; watch the profanities
GOLDEN MAKNAE: I'm not your babe
GOLDEN MAKNAE: I have a wife
YOU: sorry man
YOU: so do I
YOU: wait
GOLDEN MAKNAE: so Taehyung is your wife then?
GOLDEN MAKNAE: shit
GOLDEN MAKNAE: he needs to grow a pair
YOU: pair of what?
GOLDEN MAKNAE: BALLS MAN, BALLS
YOU: why are you acting like a little kid
YOU: I'm actually a good five years younger than you
GOLDEN MAKNAE: and how many years is that between you and tae?
YOU: thats hyung to you mate
YOU: idk
YOU: seven?
GOLDEN MAKNAE: that's sad
YOU: he still fuck me good though
YOU: anD YOU AND YOUR WIFE FUCKING HOW MANY YEARS
GOLDEN MAKNAE: no ones talking about that though
YOU: FIVE
YOU: THATS A LOT AS WELL THE FUCK
GOLDEN MAKNAE: like if we got married
YOU: first of all
YOU: ew
YOU: number b
YOU: I had a crush on you ages ago
GOLDEN MAKNAE: and I rejected you
YOU: cause you stole my best friend
GOLDEN MAKNAE: whatever I'm sorry babe
YOU: don't babe me now
GOLDEN MAKNAE: I'm the best oppa ever
YOU: no
YOU: Taehyung is
GOLDEN MAKNAE: I still need a babysitter
YOU: I'll take him
GOLDEN MAKNAE: do I trust you with my son?
YOU: you should
GOLDEN MAKNAE: but do I?
YOU: yes?
GOLDEN MAKNAE: you seem unsure
YOU: am I not meant to be?
GOLDEN MAKNAE: my poor son
YOU: so you're leaving him with me?
GOLDEN MAKNAE: only with Taehyung
YOU: ...hyung
GOLDEN MAKNAE: I'm dropping him off now
YOU: got it
YOU: I'm home
YOU: go fuck your wife into the oblivion
GOLDEN MAKNAE: love you sister from another mister
YOU: love you too oppa
~ 27/2/18
I'm so tired and sad, I was stalking my crush and I saw a picture of him with a bunch of girls. LOL I shouldn't be jealous, I can't be jealous but I am; sucks.
anyway, jungkooks tweet made my day. he looks so cute with his long hair bless him.
this is where I was meant to end this book, at 100 parts but you know it's to early to end it.I'm fully so sad, why? I really shouldn't be.
I love all of you
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