(12) Part II

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BTS as your friends.

In a group chat with them, BTS are a band in this part.
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LOVE YOURSELF

You: YES I CHANGED THE GROUP NAME

You: YES JIN IS MY NEW BIAS

You: YES NAMJOON IS MY BIAS WREAKER

You: BUT I CAN'T HAVE EITHER BECAUSE OF NAMJIN

You: SO I'M MOVING ONTO TAEHYUNG

You: BUT YOONGI IN THE BANDANA *orgasms*

Sex God: too much detail

Sex God: but I agree

Sex God: I am very sexy in a bandana

Rabbit: no one cares

Sex God: jealous?

You: IM NOT DONEEE

You: HOSEOK DANCING

You: YOUR LIVE STAGE

You: I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS

Parkthecar: I can't believe you've said nothing about me

You: JEON JUNGKOOK

You: I AM ONE YEAR YOUNGER THAN YOU

You: BUT GOD DO I WANNA FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS

Rabbit: 😏😏

You: how are you guys still single?

Taetoes: we have to be?

Taetoes: I have my eyes on someone though

You: SPILL

Taetoes: never

Parkthecar: ITS IU

Rabbit: FUCKING DIE YOU RAT BUTTHOLE

Sex God: where's namjin?

Taetoes: namjoon*

Sex God: no

Sex God: Namjoon and Jin

Parkthecar: dead

You: where's my daddy

Rabbit: right here

Parkthecar: stfu Jungkook

You: I'm talking about Hoseokkkk oppaaa

Daddy: I'm here baby~

Daddy has been removed from the chat.

~ 21/9/17

okay, but that's exactly how I felt about everyone in BTS with their comeback someone save me. apart from the Jimin thing, I love him even more and his "accidents".

I'm tired, love you all.

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