(3) Part II

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BTS as your best friends.

In a group chat with you.
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Group name changed

YOONGI'S BIRTHDAY

typing...

You: GUYS

Mom: what

Dance Mon: yes?

T: aloha

Chimmy: Kookie's dead

Kooks: I'm here

J-Hoe: I'm queer

You: no one add Yoongi

T adds Grandad

T: oh, not add him?

You: TAKE HIM OUT

Grandad: why?

Grandad: my birthdays in two weeks, you're getting a bit excited guys

Mom removed Grandad

Mom: you're welcome

You: Taehyung?

T: yes?

You: don't ever do that again

T: DON'T GET RUDE TO ME

Chimmy: BEEF

Kooks: BEEF

Chimmy: BEEF

Kooks: BEEF

Dance Mon: settle down kids

Kooks: I'm 19

Chimmy: I'm 21

T: I'm 22

Chimmy: no you're not

J-Hoe: you're hot

Chimmy: what?

You: huh

Mom: I told you they're all gay

Dance Mon: fuck, it's all your fault

Mom: we should have left Jungkook in the trash can

Kooks: I'm not even the gay one

T: that's what they all say

Kooks: I'm straight

Chimmy: so is spaghetti until it's wet

Mom: ...

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