A Collection Of Various One Shots Depicting Thomas Sanders's Characters

[No Ship] ~ Patton Is Gay

Breaking my Dodie spam with this one shot, but it's still a lyrics thing, just Thomas instead of Dodie. Shoutout to MagpieYay for suggesting this.

Also, you'll notice that there will be sometimes where I say Patton is gay and other times where I say he's pan, and honestly, I can see him as either. But for the sake of this one shot, he's gay.

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Patton had known he was gay for a long time, but he hadn't told the others.

It wasn't that he was scared to come out or anything. It just hadn't happened. He was waiting for the right time to tell them.

And then he had an idea.

He would come out... in song.

Thomas had a song about being gay. It would be perfect.

He waited until he was in Thomas's living room and everyone was there. He had mentioned that he had an announcement, so he had their attention.

"So I'm going to make my announcement in song." He said. "A song of Thomas's, actually."

"Wait, one of my songs?" Thomas asked.

Morality nodded.

I'm gay

"OH THAT SONG!" Thomas said.

Gay means happy

I'm feeling gay today, see my fingers snapping

I wanna see the world, don't feel like napping today

I'm queer

Let's be clear

When I say the word "queer" I mean eccentric or weird

And lemme tell you all I'm being sincere

When I say there's nothing wrong with being queer

I like men

My fellow men

Women and men and everything in between

And beyond women and men

I like everyone, the end!

I'm gay

But that's not queer

What's so strange about holding men dear

I'm cheery because I'm gay

And I'm okay with me!

"I'm glad you had the courage to come out to us, buddy!" Thomas said. "And I'm honored that you used my song to do so."

"Wait... Were we supposed to think you were straight?" Virgil said.

"It's nice to know you trust us enough to come out to us." Logan said.

"We'll support you no matter what, Patton!" Roman said.

"Thanks, guys." Patton smiled.