A Collection Of Various One Shots Depicting Thomas Sanders's Characters

[Logicality] ~ Logan And Alcohol Don't Mix

Requested by LoganFreaksOut . I apologize in advance for how I write drunk Logan. It's going to be cringey and/or inaccurate, so just... bear with me, okay? Thank you.

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Thomas was trying to plan out his next video, but for some reason he couldn't seem to focus.

His mind just wasn't focusing.

Okay, I need to plan out this video today so I can film and edit it and get it out by Friday.

But then he would think of something completely off-topic.

This time, it was unicorns.

Thomas sighed.

Maybe the sides have something to do with this. Or at the very least, they'll know what's up.

Thomas summoned Roman first. He was creative thinking, Thomas was trying to plan a video... The choice had made sense at the time.

"Why, hello there, Thomas." Roman said.

"Hey, buddy. I have a problem." Thomas said. "I'm having trouble focusing, and I need to get this video out by Friday. I just can't seem to think."

"If one of the sides is causing you to lose focus, it's not me." Roman said.

"Okay. Thanks, Roman." Thomas said.

Thomas summoned Patton next. Random thoughts about unicorns seemed very Patton-like.

"Hey, kiddo!" Patton said.

"Still not your son." Thomas said.

"Patton, Thomas is having trouble focusing on his next video. If he can't focus, I can't give him creative ideas. You see how this is a problem." Roman said.

"Isn't that Logan's job?" Patton asked. "He gives Thomas motivation to get things done."

"You're right." Thomas said. "Alright, let's bring him here."

Thomas summoned Logan, and he appeared alright, but he seemed... off.

"Logan?" Patton asked.

"Hey, Patton." Logan's voice was weird, it was way off from how he normally spoke. His words almost slurred together.

"What's up with him?" Roman asked.

"He's drunk." Virgil said, appearing at the scene without any warning.

"Hey, Virgil!" Patton waved.

Virgil did that tongue-click thing he does. (Don't judge me, we're all human.)

"He's drunk?" Thomas said.

Virgil nodded. "How much wine did you have, Logan?"

"Lost count." Logan shrugged.

"Is that why I can't focus?" Thomas asked. "But... I still can think logically. What's up with that?"

"When Logan's drunk, he still can do his job, he just fails to do it completely, or he doesn't do it right. Symptoms of that can be random thoughts and lack of motivation." Virgil said.

"Both of which I experienced." Thomas said.

"Why did Logan get drunk? He's usually so responsible." Patton said.

"I was confused. I felt emotions. I didn't want to. I hate emotions. They're the bane of my existence." Logan said.

"Emotions? What kind of emotions?" Roman said.

"If you're confused about emotions, you can come to one of us, you know." Patton said.

"Feelings. Feelings for someone. Romantic feelings." Logan said.

"Logan..." Virgil said hesitantly, glancing at Patton, then looking back at Logan.

"How do you seem to know more about this than we do, Virgil?" Roman asked.

"I went to Logan's room briefly not too long ago. He was mostly sober at the time, but he had a glass and a bottle of wine with him. We talked a bit, I guess, and he told me about some emotions he was feeling confused about. I didn't expect him to get drunk, even with the wine." Virgil said.

"What emotions?" Patton asked. "Maybe we can help!"

"He said it was romantic feelings." Roman said. "I can most certainly help in that department."

"That's kind of personal, don't you think?" Virgil said. "You're asking him to admit a crush on someone, in front of all of us."

"You know who it is." Roman said.

"I do, but because he told me. It's personal information, and you can't just ask—"

"Patton." Logan said.

"Yes?" Patton said.

"It's Patton." Logan said.

"Nevermind. He's drunk. He'll just tell you." Virgil sighed.

"Wait... Huh?" Patton said.

Roman was grinning. "You have romantic feelings for Patton?"

"I believe I do. Feelings, emotions, they're complicated. I like Patton. I don't want to feel feelings. I hate them." Logan said.

"Logan... likes me?" Patton said.

Thomas was smiling.

"Logan's gonna have quite the hangover tomorrow." Virgil commented.

The others ignored him.

"I... know this is maybe something to wait to say until you're sober, but... I like you, too, Logan." Patton said.

"Awww!" Roman and Thomas said at the same time.

"You have feelings for me as well?" Logan blinked.

Patton nodded.

"Thank you." Logan said.

Virgil sighed. "Why are people so stupid when they're drunk?"

"That's what alcohol does." Thomas said. "By the way, how am I supposed to get to work on planning my next video if Logic's like this?"

"I don't know about you, but what just happened seems like a pretty video-worthy moment to me." Roman said.

"Take it easy, guys, gals, and non-binary pals." Logan said. "I just wanted to say it."

With that, Logan sank out.

Virgil sighed. "I should go make sure he doesn't throw up all over his room."

Virgil sunk out as well.

"Well, that was adorable." Roman said.

"It was!" Thomas agreed.

"I... still can't believe Logan likes me." Patton smiled warmly to himself.

"Well, while you fawn over Logan, I could be watching Disney. So I'll see you later." Roman said and sunk out.

Patton sunk out as well, with a smile on his face.

Thomas returned to the paper on his table, blank except for two words at the top, "Video Plans".

All that just because he wanted to know why he couldn't focus.