A Collection Of Various One Shots Depicting Thomas Sanders's Characters

[Prinxiety] ~ Flames

...Can I just say that I don't feel like that many people realized that 99.9% of the dialogue in my last one shot were lyrics to the song "Left Brain, Right Brain", even though I titled the one shot "Left Brain, Right Brain" and attached the song at the top of the one shot? It was supposed to be a Logicality parody where Thomas was Bo, Logan was Left Brain, Patton was Right Brain, and then the sassy disembodied robot voice that just insults everyone the whole time... That was just itself.

AU where Roman and Virgil are heroes, and they're known for being two of the most skilled heroes out there.

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"Damn, it's hot in here." Virgil sighed.

"Like me?" Roman smirked.

"No. You look like garbage." Virgil returned.

He didn't need to focus his flashlight on Roman to know the offended face he was making, and he had to stifle back a laugh. Him and Roman had been friends for two years, and their playful banter had become more of an everyday thing.

"Well, ignoring that blatant, heartless attack on my stunning appearance, it's good that it's getting warmer. We're closer. It's like that game that kids play. If it's warmer, you're closer." Roman said.

"We're searching for one of the single most powerful supervillains recorded in the database, and you compare it to a children's game?" Virgil scoffed.

"Ah, please, no supervillain would be the match for the mighty Roman Sanders." Roman striked a stereotypical superhero pose, flexing his muscles jokingly. "Not even the most infamous one of all, The Incendiary!"

"You're an idiot, Roman." Virgil smiled.

"Excuse me, that's Mighty All-Powerful Roman Sanders to you." Roman teased.

"That's a mouthful. Can I call you 'Dickhead' instead?" He elbowed Roman playfully.

"It's a good thing we're friends, Virgil Angane, or I'd destroy you with my mighty laser eyes for such an insult!" Roman joked.

Virgil laughed, and Roman joined him.

"We really shouldn't be joking around like this, this is a serious mission." Virgil couldn't stop laughing as he was talking, which sent the opposite message.

"Oh, admit it, my humor is one of my most charming qualities." Roman said.

"I will not." Virgil bit his lip to keep from smiling, but he made eye contact with Roman, and failed. They both burst out laughing for a second time.

"I must have real talent if I can make the emo laugh." Roman teased.

"Oh, please, the only real talent you have is being the stupidest person I know." Virgil said.

"You're so mean to me, Virgil." Roman faked an exaggerated sniffle.

"Grow up." Virgil said, shining his flashlight around in the dark until something stood out to him in the dark cave. At the end of the tunnel, there was a small logo in the shape of a hand engraved on the stone. "This is it."

Roman shined his own flashlight around the cave. "There's scorch marks everywhere."

"We're dealing with a firebending villain. This is the entry to his hideout. Is that really surprising?" Virgil asked.

"No, not really." Roman focused his light on the hand engraved in stone. "Does the hand symbol vaguely remind you of Steven Universe, or is that just me?"

Virgil blinked at him.

"You know, with the diamonds, and Rose's weaponry, and all the Homeworld technology with the hand symbol?" Roman sighed, figuring he wasn't going anywhere. "Nevermind."