#TeamBabe & Friends (2)

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Different little scenarios
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Mika: When you said you'd do magic in bed, this isn't what I was expe—

Alyssa, holding up a five of spades: Is this your card?

Mika: Holy shit. How did you do that?

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Alyssa: *holds door open for Mika* After you.

Mika: No, after you.

Alyssa: I insist, babe, after you.

Ella: *pushes past both of them* After me, bishes. Ang aarte niyo.

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Alyssa to Mika: I bet my tongue is stronger than yours. Wanna find out?

Mika: *blushes*

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*When Alyssa and Ara meet for the first time*

Alyssa: Well, I guess I should introduce myself. I'm —

Mika: *walks by*

Alyssa: ... gay.

Ara: ... me, too.

Alyssa: wait, what?!

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Bea: *in a crowd and can't find Ella*

Bea: *shouts* MIKASA IS THE BEST SHIP!

Ella, from the other end of the crowd: FUCK YEAH, IT IS!!

Amy: There she is.

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Mika: *unbuttoning shirt* Wooh, grabe! It's so hot in here.

Alyssa: Yeah, it is. But why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Ara Galang

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Mika Reyes

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Alyssa Valdez

Looks like they could kill you and can actually kill you: Dennise Lazaro

Might accidentally kill themselves from eating too many cinnamon rolls: Ella de Jesus

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After a fight, Mika is ignoring Alyssa..

Alyssa: Mika

Alyssa: Mikaaaa

Alyssa: Huy, Reyes!

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