Different little scenarios
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Alyssa, talking to herself: I’m so confident. So gay and so confident. I’m going to walk up to Mika and talk to her. Yes. So confident. So gay.
Alyssa to Mika: Uh… Gay. I mean… Alyssa I am. Eh. Hi.
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Alyssa: Babe, dinner is on the table!
Mika: *walks in to see Alyssa lying seductively on the table*
Mika:
Mika: *frowns* but I thought it’s lasagna night.
Table:
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Alyssa: Fuck me if I’m wrong but–
Mika: You are wrong.
Alyssa: I didn’t even–
Mika: Wrong! YOu aRe wRoNG!
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*Bea filling out a form*
Bea: Ate ella, what’s an occupation?
Ella: It’s what you do, Beatriz. 🙄
Bea: *nods as she writes down Jia’s name*
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Alyssa: Tots, what do you use to draw a straight line?
Tots: Definitely not your sexuality, ate Ly, that’s for sure.
Alyssa:
Ruler:
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*Alyssa at Ally's a few days after Mika left for a week*
Alyssa, internally: Be cool. Be cool. Don’t let them know you miss her.
Waiter: Would you like to try our new banana pancake?
Alyssa, tearing up: You know who else likes pancakes?
Michele: Lipat na nga lang tayo!
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Tito Boy: So, how or when did you know it's time to settle down with Mika?
Alyssa: Right, so, a week ago, we were having breakfast together and I just looked up from my cereal and I said,
Alyssa: "You know what I want to do today? I want to marry you."
Mika: I had just woken up, tito Boy. I didn't look cute or what. That's how I know she meant it.
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Alyssa: *wakes up next to Mika every morning*
