BABTQFTIM SONGFIC ONESHOTS

criminal

Mugman x reader

He is a hustler, he's no good at all

He is a loser, he's a bum, bum, bum, bum

Mug wasn't the type of guy who was sweet and sensitive.

He was rude, rash, and good for nothing.

He lies, he bluffs, he's unreliable

He is a sucker with a gun, gun, gun, gun

He lied about lots of things and was never there when he was needed.

His only exception of these things were you.

Not one word to you was untrue and he would drop everything on the dime for you and you alone.

Not to mention you had a thing for bad boys with guns.

I know you told me I should stay away

I know you said he's just a dog astray

Your father warned you to stay away from him, but you never listened.

He is a bad boy with a tainted heart

And even I know this ain't smart

You were fully aware of what he's done and what he's capable of.

He was dangerous without a doubt.

Mug could turn on you at any given moment.

But mama I'm in love with a criminal

And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical

Despite your mother's nagging and complaints, you loved him.

There was no rationalizing it.

Every kiss, every touch, drove you deeper into him.

Mama please don't cry, I will be alright

All reason aside I just can't deny, love the guy

Your mother cried when you ran off in the night with him.

You knew that you'd be safe with him, after all he loves you with all his heart and you love him with all yours.

He is a villain by the devil's law

He is a killer just for fun, fun, fun, fun

The devil hired him to kill anyone who dared to search for the pieces to the ink machine.

Mug did it happily, without complaint from you.

That man's a snitch and unpredictable

He's got no conscience, he got none, none, none, none

His brother Cuphead snitched to your folks on where you were located.

Cup did it without thinking of the consequences.

Oh-ooooo I know-ooooo, should've let go, but no

'Cause he is a bad boy with a tainted heart

And even I know this ain't smart

Part of you knew that you should've stayed home and listened.

On the other hand, you've never felt so alive, so free.

But mama I'm in love with a criminal

And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical

Your mother tried to coax you into leaving, saying what you and Mug have isn't real.

She was just oblivious of who you really are.

Mama please don't cry, I will be alright

All reason aside I just can't deny, love the guy

She sobbed as you refused to leave Mug.

Your father stepped in, shotgun in hand.

You blocked his aim and pointed your own revolver towards him.

And he's got my name

Tattooed on his arm

His lucky charm

Mug draped his arm over your shoulder and kissed your cheek.

Your name was imprinted on his arm in bold colored ink.

You were his lady luck and he wasn't ready to fold just yet.

So I guess it's OK

He's with me

And I hear people talk (people talk)

Try to make remarks

Keep us apart

You hoped on his bike and rode off with him from city to city.

No matter where you were, bad critiques were everywhere.

They all disapproved your relationship.

But I don't even hear

I don't care

You just let them talk.

They don't know Mug like you do.

'Cause mama I'm in love with a criminal

And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical

You hugged him from behind and his response a smirk as he kissed your cheek.

"I love you doll" he sighed brushing his hand through your hair.

Mama please don't cry, I will be alright

All reason aside I just can't deny, love the guy

He held you close as he shot down another group of questers.

You giggled, pecking him on the lips.

(Oh-ooooo I know-ooooo)

Mama I'm in love with a criminal

(Should've let go)

And this type of love isn't rational,

(But no)

It's physical

(Oh-ooooo I know-ooooo)

Mug carried you into the motel room.

Snuggling you as he laid you both on the soft mattress.

Mama please don't cry, I will be alright

(Should've let go)

All reason aside

(But no)

I just can't deny, love the guy

"I love you Muggy"