I have reached a certain level of doneness

*Sigh*

Do you ever look at someone and wonder, 'What is going on inside their head?'

*Camera zooms into my head*

Logic: Okay everyone, into positions, we need a new chapter of Broken and Split, and maybe a new one-shot... Where the fuck is Creativity?

Happiness: Unconscious! She watched something on youtube and now she's kinda sorta dead for a while! But, seriously, that video was hilarious! You would've seen it, but you were too busy organizing papers for the next chapter or Broken and Split.

Logic: ... I guess I could just give you and Misery the papers for the chapter, so you can write it... It won't be as good as something Creativity wrote, but it'll do! OI, MISERY, GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE, CREATIVITY IS OUT COLD AND I NEED YOU AND HAPPINESS TO WRITE WHILE I TRY TO GET MOE IDEAS IN ORDER!

Misery: No.

Logic: WHY?!

Misery: Because it annoys you. You'll have to deal with Happiness' take on drama and trying to kill Ein. And hey, her take on happiness is... Did you see the stuff she was watching earlier? it was terrifying! She is the source of all things bad in this... And that thought she put in Princess's head was just... I don't think you can do all that with a broom... *Shudders*

Logic: ...What was it?

Misery: Well, I'm starting from the beginning of the story, prepare yourself. So, she was at her old house in Oklahoma, with the Aphmau characters and Angel, and they were in her backyard, in a trampoline that she never even had, and then she got Dante to go inside with her and help her get some snacks for people, but she threw a potion on him, and he turned into a turtle, because she's going through a Vylante phase, then she picked the Dante turtle up, ran outside, and threw him into the trampoline, where Vylad started to fangirl, because he fricken loves turtles, and smothered the Dante turtle in hugs, and Lucinda asked to see the turtle, and then she looked at the turtle for like, ten seconds, and then looked back at Princess, who was walking back inside, and said "Princess, did you turn Dante into a turtle?", and princess gave her a thumbs-up, and continued walking inside, and then Vylad picked the Dante turtle up again, and continued to smother it in hugs, and then a bad guy hopped into the backyard, and he had a gun, and he was threatening people, and then Princess ran out of the house holding a broom, beat the guy's ass, and nearly shoved the broom down his throat. Yeah. Happiness came up with all of that.

Logic: ...

Happiness: *Angelic glowing*

Logic: You are the source of all Princess' evil, Happiness.

Happiness: But, I'm happy, I can't be evil! That's Evil's job!

Logic: Happiness, you threw her off the roof yesterday, and she's in the hospital until further notice. Also, all Evil does is put those stupid songs in her head, she's basically harmless. And you threw her off an eleven-story building. Like, seriously.

Flirt: I want to write a lemon. *Reaches towards control board*

Happiness: *Stabs Flirt in the shoulder* Nope!

Logic: ... Yeah, you've got this chapter down pretty good, just let me get the papers you need for it. And, you have to at least let Flirt get a little writing in, I don't think she's touched the control board since... Sam. *Shudders* Ugh... She used to be a total Mabel at flirting... But, seriously, she might actually write a half-decent kissing scene, and then Angel will stop judging us.

Misery: Angel will never stop judging us.

Logic: Oh yeah.

Happiness: Well, she judges us, but not in a really bad way, right?

Logic: SHut the fuck up and write while I try to find a way to wake Creativity up. She's such a heavy sleeper...

*Camera zooms out*

Me: ... I need to reevaluate my life choices.