I have reached a certain level of doneness

Want some happy Garrance stuff?

Too fucking bad.

I was eating an orange, and then the saddest most fucked up Garrance moment popped into my head.

In Diaries, the Shadow Knights and Phoenix Drop guards get into a war, and Garroth is forced to kill whoever he's fighting.

Which happens to be Laurance.

So, before stabbing Laurance or whatever, Garroth just yells "I love you Laurance, and I always will!"

and then stabs him in the freaking chest.

BUT!

Laurance is still alive, but dying of blood loss, and quickly.

So, he goes back to normal, he's not all hellbent anymore.

And, weakly, he smiles, and says "R-really? I *coughs out some blood* I love you t-to Garroth..."

And then Garroth breaks down in tears, and falls onto his knees next to Laurance and pulls him into a hug, begging him to stay alive, and saying "I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry Laurance!" while Laurance is slowly dying is his arms.

Then, Laurance, with the last of his strength, pulls himself up a little, and kisses Garroth, before losing the strength to keep himself up, and then he falls back down again.

"I... I love you..." And then Laur dies.

Then, Garroth, out of depression and anger, goes freaking berserk, killing people left and right, not even paying attention to which side he's killing. (He did kill a few phoenix Drop guards, but mainly Shadow Knights.)

He slices so many people down, and only stops when he almost kills Aphmau.

He realizes what he's doing, and runs away.

Y'know that Irene cliff thing? The one with the little waterfall thing? the one that leads into the ocean?

Yeah, he throws himself off of it, and dies of blood loss from a bunch of jagged rocks he hit when he fell, and drowning.

And you know Aphmau's Irene powers that she used to resurrect MyStreet Garroth in that oneshot I made?

She uses those on Laurance after she finds him when the fight is over.

So, Laurance is alive, and then when he wakes up he's all like "WHERE'S GARROTH?!"

And then they say they don't know.

None of them knew where Garroth had run off to, and no one had found his body.

Well, Laurance lives in hope for YEARS that Garroth would come back, and they could live happily ever after.

Then one day, Garroth's very decomposed, rotting, drowned, molded, disfigured, dead body washes up on the shore of Phoenix Drop.

They only know it was Garroth because of the armor.

Laurance locks himself in his house for ages, wouldn't come out for anyone, and it gets to the point where Aphmau has Katelyn break the doors down to check on him, because he wouldn't even answer the door, even with a "GO AWAY" anymore.

He's in there.

He's in there, and nearly dead.

Cuts litter his arms and legs, a knife on the ground next to him covered in blood, along with a shattered bottle, which used to be filled with poison.

Aphmau and Katelyn rush over to him, and try to help him.

"Just... let me... be with Garroth... please..."

Aphmau gasps, still crying her eyes out.

Katelyn, very reluctantly, drags Aphmau out of the house, and walks away.

Laurance closes his eyes, and smiles, thinking of all the happy times with Garroth, and just, everyone.

Laurance feels a pair of lips on his.

He opens his eyes, and is met met with Garroth's cerulean eyes.

They're both happy.

A few days later, Katelyn walks back into Laurance's house. Everything the same as last time. Blood on the ground, along with broken glass and a knife, and Laurance, staring up at the ceiling with his dead sky-blue eyes, a faint smile on his face.

So, yeah, everything sad and I need to be S T O P P E D