I have reached a certain level of doneness

Fairy Tail Next Gen & Homestuck

So, I was thinking of some random Homestuck situations, and the randomest thing ever popped into my head.

So, actual Homestuck characters, humans, trolls, post & pre scratch, all get teleported into the world of Fairy Tail because Sollux accidentally sent Karkat a code that did something.

But, when they wake up, unlike most fanfictions you'll see where the characters land right in the center of where the action is... they land in a desert a hundred something miles away from Magnolia.

So, they wake up, because they had been knocked unconscious or whatever, and then after about half an hour of arguing about some weird and pointless shit and Cronus getting slapped by one of the girls he tried to flirt with, they decide to walk in a random direction.

So, after about two hours of walking and little talking, they end up coming across the FTNG nine-year-olds.

Or, to be more specific, they had stopped because some of them had gotten into a fight and while the rest of them were either cheering or trying to break the fight up, or something in between, they had only noticed the FTNG kids when Iggy ran up to them.

So, after a short discussion, they end up walking with the FTNG group.

Now, Iggy being Iggy, she was super energetic, and not at all fazed by the summer heat, while everyone else (except Ocean, because she's an ice mage, but she was dying of boredom because she couldn't pull her little ice wagon, who Matt was lying in and Luke was clinging to, and play her game at the same time) felt like they were being cooked.

One of the Homestucks asks Iggy how she can stand it, and her response is "Dude, do you not know who my sisters are? They can raise their body heat up to like a hundred fifty Celsius without being harmed whatsoever. That's around 302 Fahrenheit, hot enough to melt human skin. This is about ninety to a hundred degrees Fahrenheit. For me, this is a cool spring day."

The Homestucks just stare at her in shock and Jessa is laughing her ass off. Luke has passed out from the heat at this point, despite having clung to a wagon made of ice for the last half hour.

Then the subject of Fairy Tail gets brought up and Iggy starts telling these over-dramatized stories of thing they and their parents have done and Tavros is just so freaking into the stories.

I mean, Emma was correcting everything Iggy got wrong or she thought was too over-dramatized, but, still.

And then it got to the part in the story near the end of actual Fairy Tail, where Natsu melts the Grand Magic Games arena, and Tavros just looks towards Emma for another correction, but she just nods and says "And that's why half the guild is no longer allowed to enter the Grand Magic Games.",

And then Jessa says something and starts being a little showoff, making these magic fireworks and sparkles go everywhere, and also manages to wake Luke in the process. By directing a magic bolt at his head.

So, eventually after a few more hours of storytelling and questioning and different people being showoffs, and some confusion that started with Iggy commenting on how Sollux & Aradia's horns looked like Igneel & Nashi's, they reach the guild and that's where there was a fucking barrel on the tracks and the train crashed and I didn't finish that thought.

I also designed some summer outfits for the FTNG kids, but, not gonna talk about those right now.

Okay but I have a question, do trolls see in slightly tinted versions of the world based on their blood/eye colors? Like, would Sollux see in blue & red even without the glasses? And I'm curious what does Terezi see? Like, is her view red like her eyes or black or white or what?

Also if there a part in actual Homestuck that answers these questions, just know I haven't got to that part yet.