I have reached a certain level of doneness

Things I've seen on Youtube as my OCs

I was watching 'Michaela Going Crazy Tumblr Style TAKE 2', and I just imagined the stuff in the video as my OCs. I've done this with plenty of other videos too, so, take it.

There will also be Aphmau characters in here because I used a lot of this stuff for random bits of Mistakes.

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Amy: How long does someone have to be dead before it's considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

Fawnii: As a person who is very close to an archeologist, I FIND THIS A VERY ODD QUESTION!

Amy: Answer my question grave robber.

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Kyo (woof woof motherfuckers): I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF, LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS ABSOLUTE CRAP!

Jade (I used to have Colored Wolf OC named Jade): Maybe if you'd go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running you lamp for thirteen hours straight, this wouldn't happen. :)

Kyo: OH, I'M SORRY, IT'S THREE-THIRTY-FIVE AM, LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT!

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Kyo: Which country has the most birds?

Jade: Portugeese.

Jade: ... Wait.

Fawnii: That's a language.

Jade: Portugull.

Kyo: Nice recovery!

Jade: Don't you mean nice redovery?

Lily: Turkey.

Gale: How did you miss Turkey?

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Lily: Knowledge is knowing that a Tomato is a fruit. 

Lily: Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Luke: That was deep.

Gale: Philosophy  is wondering if Ketchup is a smoothie.

Luka: That was deeper.

Lola: Common sense is knowing that Ketchup isn't a damn smoothie you dumbass.

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Luka: Okay but, cough, rough, though, and through, why don't these words rhyme?

Ocean: THIS HAS MADE ME ANGRY MY WHOLE LIFE!

Emma: A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed, and hiccoughed.

Ocean: HOLY FUCK WHY!?

Jessa: English you're drunk go home.

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Kyo: Why am I not a banana?

Fawnii: Because your genetic code dictates that you're human... Wolf... Furry... Thing. However, it should please you to know that you may share 50-60% of your DNA with a banana.

Kyo: Thanks sis.

Amy: Are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than others?

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Danielle: Why do witches, like, always fatten the kid up before eating them? The fat is the grossest part of the meat.

Jade: Why hello there little children~ Follow me, to my magical... FITNESS ROOM! NO PANSIES ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT! LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT'S LEG DAY AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GET RIPPED!