I have reached a certain level of doneness

You can't fight the Homestuck

Hi, I was listening to the song and just... This happened.

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Adriana: The explorer is Aradia,

Zach & Poppy: Tavros,

Eli & Melody: Sollux,

Holly, Nimia, Crimson: Nepeta,

Holly, Nimia, Crimson: Terezi's nuts,

Holly, Nimia, Crimson: Karkat's a crab,

Poppy & Zach: Gamzee's got issues with his dad.

Adriana: Equius,

Emilie: Feferi,

Robin & Lilica: Kanaya the vampire fashion queen,

Melody & Eli: She slices Eridan in half,

Emilie: And Vriska is a badass!

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So, uh... this happened, and uh... Don't question the Emilie parts? I don't know who I ship with those two, this is only temporary.