I just woke up, and just the idea of Ari and Vylad fighting over the last muffin popped into my head.
Ari & Vylad: *asleep*
Rest of the Ro'Maeves: *very much awake*
Zane: There's only one muffin left, can I have it?
Garroth: No... hold on *takes deep breath* ARI, VYLAD, THERE'S ONLY ONE MUFFIN LEFT!
Ari & Vylad: *Start running out of their room, and downstairs*
Vylad: *shoves Ari down, runs past her* SORRY NOT SORRY!
Ari: FUCK YOU VYLAD!
Vylad: I'M SURE DANTE WOULD! *Grabs the last muffin and shoves the whole thing into his mouth*
Zane and Garroth: *laughing, a lot*
Zianna: Who's Dante, Vylad?
Vylad: Shit.
WHY DO I DO THIS?!
YOU ARE READING
I have reached a certain level of doneness
RandomIf you want some logical, good book, leave right now because this is a bunch of shitposts.
