I have no life so I'm doing another one of these.
A few things I came up with might be here.
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Police officer 1: Sir, are you on drugs?
Zach: Uh, no, I'm on my seat.
Police officer 2: Well he's not wrong.
Police officer 1: Alright, have a nice day.
Zach: Okay, bye bye.
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Serena: *playing sail on keyboard*
Myra: *Kicks keyboard away from Seren* SAIL!
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Person on TV: Yup. *picks up bucket* This is a bucket.
Crimson, Melody, Zach, and Eli: *skreeching*
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Person on screen: Round and around and around and around-
*cut to Zach spinning around in a bathtub*
Zach: AND AROUND AND AROUND AND- I LIKE THIS GAME!
Eli: *recording the thing* He's drunk.
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Crimson's alarm clock: *sitting on Crimson's bed*
Crimson: *perched on her bedside table* ACH ACH ACH ACH AHC AHC ACH ACH AHC- HOW DOES THAT FEEL?!- ACH AHC AHC-
Eli: *recording the thing* Everyone's drunk.
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Melody: Okay, what do you want to eat?
Keira's mind: The souls of the innocent.
Keira: A bagel.
Keira's mind: NOOO!
Keira: Two bagels.
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Christmas day:
Poppy & Cory: *bursts into Mishi's room through the window chanting 'YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!', continues to take all the blankets off Mishi's bed and drags her down the stairs before yelling 'IT'S CHRISTMAS!'
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Radio: I'm waking up- *continues to play Radioactive*
Zach: *starts waving his arms around like crazy, hitting everything, jumps out the window*
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Ken: *in a (quite deserted) mall*
Ken: *approaches trash can while taking his backpack of*
Ken: *jumps into trash can yelling "FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT"
Jamie: Babe get out of the trash can.
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Poppy: *playing Freaks on a kazoo while Cory opens and slams the over door shut*
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How Jamie and Ken met in some alternate reality:
Jamie: *Pulls up to a drive thru*
Ken: *over the speaker* Hi, what do you want?
Jamie: I wanna fucking die.
Ken: Same, you want fries with that?
*a couple months later*
Ken: We're dating now.
YOU ARE READING
I have reached a certain level of doneness
عشوائيIf you want some logical, good book, leave right now because this is a bunch of shitposts.