Me: *Talking to my mom*
Me: -On a completely unrelated note, I can put my foot next to my head.
Mom: *Laughing* What? Show me!
Me: *Moves right foot to left side of head*
Mom: *Laughing* No way! I wanna try, hold on... *Can't get close to what I did*
And then we sat there laughing, and I had to go and tell my dad and both my sisters.
Only me and my sisters can do it.
Can any of you people do it?
I wanna know if you can.

YOU ARE READING
I have reached a certain level of doneness
RandomIf you want some logical, good book, leave right now because this is a bunch of shitposts.