I have reached a certain level of doneness

I don't forking know-

I was thinking about random stuff, and somehow this popped into my head.

Me: *walks up to Karkat, who's just peacefully sitting on the couch watching a movie, and dumps a bucket of teal colored water on him*

Karkat: *angry, confused, and embarrassed screeching*

Kankri: Kaiden! Why w9uld y9u d9 that?!

Me: *looks Kankri straight in the eye, walks straight past him, not a word*

*A few hours later*

Kankri: *ranting to Porrim over the phone about what I did*

Karkat: *Sitting on the couch, wrapped in a blanket, traumatized*

Me: *walks up behind Kankri, dumps bucket of violet colored water on his head, putting the bucket on top of his head, and then walks away*

Karkat: *trying not to laugh*

Kankri: *blushing as much as possible*

Me: *continues to do this to all of the trolls* I'm beginning to understand why no one likes me.

I don't fucking know-

I doubt Mika gets why this is so funny.

Also, this.

I never understood why 6 was so upset when 7 8 9, but then I remembered 6 and 9 have a special relationship

Okay so, I've been reading WAY too much Homestuck stuff lately.

It's gotten to the point where numbers barely even look like fucking numbers anymore, help me.