I have reached a certain level of doneness

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Things I've said today:

"Lance tops, Keith bottoms and it's really fucking kinky."

"Y'know how in shows and stuff someone will get a new boyfriend/girlfriend, bring them home, and their pet just hates the new boyfriend/girlfriend? Well, I think in our case, the pet is my computer, it doesn't seem to like you..."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

"Ha-ha, funny."

"GET IT AWAY FROM ME!"

"Y'know that stray dog? It's name is Mangle now."

"You wanna shut up."

"The Mike?"

"MIKAELA! WHY IS IT PRONOUNCED MICK-EYE-LAH?! Y'know what, I'm just gonna pronounce it the girlier way."

"Kaya, you're a girl."

"Mommy. Why Mommy? Sounds like some future kink or something."

"AHHH! KAYA HELP! DIZZY! CAN'T SEE, EVERYTHING SPINNING, AHHH!!"

"No, no, no, no, no."

"Maggot- MARGARET!"

"Since when has her name been Margaret?!"

"For the millionth time, blood shouldn't bother you Kaya, like I said, you're a girl."

"Holiday stuff is acceptable any time of the year except the month before said holiday, where it's annoying as fuck, and that's why I sing Christmas stuff in the middle of summer, and am listening to a Halloween song right now."

"Cheese."

"Yeah, this is mine."

"Why the fuck did I do that, and why the fuck am I still bothered by it that was a year ago and she probably doesn't even remember it..."

"I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE~"

"I'm putting a Mikayuu moment in the Fairy Tail book."

"Kaide you are so dead..."

"STOP SPINNING... I'm talking to a swing, Kaya, help."

"Lance bites. Even in the non-mythical AU, he still bites. I mean, it makes sense in both, I mean, in the Mythical stuff he is a vampire..."

"I WILL BITE!"

"My brother is a purple princess alien furry who's half-sister is the princess of hell, does it look like I'm okay?!"

"*hEAVY BREATHING*"

"Cats, cats, I love them even though they make my eyes itchy."

"Mrew!"

"Kaya... where are the toothpicks?" (She's afraid of toothpicks.)

"It was like he was clicking a pen but it was stabbing a toothpick into someone's leg, I just love how it was animated."

"Oh calm down you're fine."

"Touch me I dare you."

"Real life plot twist: I'm a reincarnation of a demon princess."

"Would you be a reincarnation of Laya or Silver?..."

"I'm putting the MythiYan boys in the Fairy Tail book, as Nashi's friends, and you're not stopping me unless you want to be eaten alive by an angry cat demon princess thing."

"Blue, not black, Blue, like, dark blue."

"WHY THE FUCK DO I NOT HAVE THIS PICTURE DOWNLOADED?!

"I have 287 Klance pictures downloaded onto my computer and I don't wanna life right now."

"I'm still conflicted on whether I should ship Shiro and Matt or Shiro and Allura."

"I owe a lot of people a cookie."

"Shiro, I love you, but could you go kill yourself?

"Lance: Shiro pass the salt.

Shiro: Alright. *picks Pidge up*

Lance: Oh nevermind, pass the pepper please?

Shiro: 'Kay! *Picks Keith up*

Lance:  OH THAT'S NOT WHA- Y'know what, that works too, hand him here.

Me: The dude's a vampire, I'm telling you Kaya."

"THIS COMIC LOOKED HAPPY AT THE BEGINNING AND NOW I'M CRYING, HELP!"

"I collect feet now. I feed them to my cat.

Kaya: You don't have a cat.

Me: Her name is Mia.

Kaya: *Screams*"

"No, please, Say it again, I dare you."

"GET IN THE BOX!"

And now from my sister: "Mommy." she's said this over a hundred times today, and I don't understand why.