I have reached a certain level of doneness

Myth

Me: I'm not really a big fan of mythical stuff, it just... I don't like it.

My Hulu and Netflix accounts: We could beg to differ.

Me: Especially vampires, just.. ugh, ew.

Hulu: Are you kidding, you're watching 'Seraph of the End: Vampire Reign' right now. Also, MIKAYUU, YOU SHIP IT AND THIS IS OBVIOUS!

Me: Mythical stuff. I hate it.

Wattpad: Your reading list is full of mythical shit. Specifically those vampire Klance AUs.

Me: I don't like mythical stuff.

Every social media account I've ever been on: I give up with this girl.

I say I hate mythical stuff, and then I surround myself with it.

I'm a complicated creature.

Angel: A complicated creature that has a love-hate relationship with the color purple.

Me: In my defense, you have to be pretty complicated to have a relationship with a color.

Also, this happened:

Kitten, to her friend: See that purple thing in the sky?

Me, in the kitchen doing dishes: A Galra ship?

Dad: *Laughs*

Also:

I have 229 Klance pictures downloaded onto my laptop, and I love them.