I have reached a certain level of doneness

A B C D E F G I am running out of names for this shit

Me: *Is honestly confused as to whether I ship Shiro x Matt or Shiro x Allura...*

Me: Help.

And earlier today...

Me: *Swears in the middle of a library Christmas gathering*

Also me: Is this stealing, is this okay?

My old friend, let's call her Rebecca: It's fine, I've done this before.

We were in the top floor of my mom's library and Rebecca and her friend, let's call her Amy, were stealing stuff from the cafe. I only got a glass of water and a pack of skittles, and then I went and hid in a corner. Rebecca's mom is the boss of that library too. We were alone in the top floor, with the lights off, and I'm honestly still worried even thought it was two hours ago, like, if someone looks at the security tapes, and sees three preteen girls stealing stuff from the cafe, and I end up getting in trouble for it, I think I'll just stay in my bedroom for the rest of winter thank you very much!

Also...

When I got separated from Amy and Rebecca, I would go to a dark corner of the kid's area and hide on a bookshelf.

I also scared the shit out of Becca and Amy.

Becca saw me hiding in a nook, and she screamed, and I also managed to scare her little brother like that too.

Amy saw me hiding on the bookshelf, and she saw me, using the light from her phone, screamed, and ran away yelling something about there being something on the bookshelf. I sat there laughing for five minutes.

And this happened...

Becca: This isn't PG, this is rated R stuff.

Me: What's wrong with rated R stuff?

I'm eleven years old, I hope you know that.

I have issues, this has been made clear.