I have reached a certain level of doneness

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So, I just realized earlier today, my definition of 'short' is normal sized to anyone else... For example, my mom isn't considered short, and I made Garroth one inch shorter than my mom.

I need to reevaluate my life choices.

But, while we're talking about heights again, I think Emiko would be the shortest out of the Ro'Maeve sibs.

In order of shortest to tallest,

Emiko, Vylad, Ari, Garroth, and Zane.

Ari is one inch taller than Vylad and she holds it against him, but he just goes, 'It makes me more cute and cuddly sized', Like, one inch man, it's not that much.

Ari and Vylad running around as children, Vylad trying to hit Ari with a flashlight because he used to hate being called short, but now he just doesn't fucking care.

Also, this happened earlier:

Me: *Walk into office where Mia and Kaya are sitting.*

Me: *shoves headphones off Kaya's head*

Me: *Walks away while Kaya is yelling at me*

Mia: Fuck you.

SHe's EIGHT.

E I G H T !