I have reached a certain level of doneness

All the Homo

I look at people ranting on... everywhere, about how they're afraid to come out to their parents because their parents are homophobes, and I'm over here, gay is literally in my blood.

My grandpa is gay.

Yay.

So, I was honestly scared to come out to my parents for literally no reason at all.

Also, Mika was saying something about Levi Ackerman earlier, and how everyone finds him hot and amazing, and I'm over here wanting to yell 'MIKA, I'M ONLY 9% STRAIGHT, I DON'T EXACTLY FEEL THAT MUCH ATTRACTION TO BOYS!'

Also, while on the topic of Levi, I honestly like the Fairy Tail Levy better.

Yeah, I admit Ackerman's fighting is good, but, he's not my type.

Person: What is your type then?

A, Girls, mainly.

B, Someone who can actually express emotions other than anger and disgust, because that's all I've seen out of Levi.

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