Jinx

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Nashi: *Signs* Fuck you Laya.

Gale: Gladly.

Laya: WHAT THE HECK YOU TWO!

Nashi: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Laya: Now you're gonna have bad luck!

Nashi: Laya, Sweetheart, I'm Nashi Dragneel, a half-demon princess, who has luck issues, do you really think that scares me?

Gale: ...She has a point.

*Random Angel and Rose burst into the guild hall*

Angel and Rose: IT'S GONNA GET A LITTLE WEIRD! GONNA GET A LITTLE WILD! I AIN'T FROM 'ROUND HERE! I'M FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION! GONNA GET A LITTLE WEIRD! GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME! I AIN'T FROM ROUND HERE! I'M FROM ANOTHER- *They continue to sing the SVTFOE theme song at the top of their lungs while running around the guild flipping tables.*

Lake: Who the fuck are they?!

Nashi: The authors.

Laya: Who?

Nashi: The girls who sadly control our every move.

Lake: ...We're so doomed.

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