Markplier bloopers edition.
+ Stuff I added because ships need to happen and there's been too much angst on this account recently.
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Crimson: Uh- G1v3 m3 an0ther clap f0r saf3ty b3caus3 1 th1nk 1t m1ght've b33n b3f0r3 1 h1t r3c0rd.
Casey & Serena: *high five*
Zach, barely audible: Aw.
Casey: *Strikes ridiculous pose* The power of friends!
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Serena: *looking at the camera* You're a... Garbage.. person... *Nods*
Most people in the background: *Laughing*
Seren: ...HUAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Ken: *trips and falls over something, knocking it over*
Seren: *off-screen* Nice job there, what'd you break?
Jamie: *comes in from right side of screen* What was that? Are you alright? *holds out hand to help Ken up*
Ken: *pulls himself back up* Uh... That was a lamp. Thanks for worrying though.
Casey: How the hell did you trip over a lamp?
Ken: Uh... I'm a bit clumsy, sorry...
Jamie: Don't apologize, you did nothing wrong. *Kisses his cheek and then walks away, leaving a bright red-faced Ken standing in front of the camera*
Crimson: *0ffsc33n*1 G0T THAT 0N CAM3RA!! 1 G0T 1T 0N CAM3RA GUYS!!
Ken: *jumps for the camera, view starts shaking violently and there's only random blurs of color and a bunch of yelling* DELETE THAT!
Crimson: N3V3R! *Cam3ra cuts t0 n3xt sc3n3*
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Seren: -When will you ever take... an elegant touch? *makes click/ticking noise with mouth*
Casey, Zach & Eli: *off-screen* *random bursts of laughter*
Casey: *off-screen* There it is again!
Seren: DAMMIT!
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Seren: You seem to lack certain... charm,-Nope, I was gonna say Someone better teach ya' some manners!
Everyone: *laughing off-screen*
Seren: *bends back a little* FUCK!
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Faith: *pulls ridiculous face, goes stiff, and falls over*
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Valentine: *scared screaming, falls over*
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Mitsu: *shrugs, goes limp*
Casey: *off-screen* Love it, done, nailed it, perf.
Everyone else: *off-screen, laughing*
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Cory: *convulsive dying, weird noises, falls over*
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Shinoa: *obviously fake, overdramatic hand shaking* Augh! *falls over, knocking a light over*
Shinoa: Oh my god!
Mitsu: *off-screen* Please tell me that was recording!
Everyone else: *off-screen, laughing*
Shinoa: I'm sorry I told you I'd break everything!
Seren: *dramatically* My light!
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*Camera is moving away from the noise, someone in holding it*
Crimson: *whispers* L00k13 what 1 f0und h3r3.
*view turns a few more times as camera starts to shake a bit, she's walking kinda quickly*
Crimson: *stops in front of a closet, the chatter from the recording area almost inaudible* H3h3h3h... Th1 g0n' b3 g00d. *throws closet door open to reveal Zach and Eli in the closet making out* AH-HAHAHAHA! *Runs away as they yells and scream at her as they start to chase her* GUYS H3LP M3 1 D1D S0M3TH1NG!
Jamie: *glances behind her* NOPE! *Absconds the fuck outta there as a fork is launched in his direction, nearly hitting him in the head*
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Casey: *points behind Serena* SHARK!
Seren & Casey: *duck, Seren popping back up almost immediately, pointing behind Casey and yelling 'BEAR!'
Casey: *barely even pops up again before ducking again, Seren stops and laughs*
Zach, Melody, Eli, Crimson, Nimia, & Holly: *off-screen, laughing*
Melody: You need to time that a little better, *continues to laugh*
Casey: Y-you gotta give me time to get back up I'm still dodging sharks over here!
Seren: Sorry, okay!
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Casey: *points behind Seren* SHARK!
*They duck*
Seren: one two three... *they pop back up, she points behind Casey* BEAR!
*they duck again*
Casey: *they pop up again after a few seconds, points to something behind Seren* ELI! *ducks*
Serena: *there's a lot of off-screen laughter as she dabs as Eli flies across the screen behind her in a blur of yellow, blue, and red, Zach running worriedly after him after something crashes*
Casey: *turns around, camera moves to show Eli buried under a pile of boxes & candy packs*
Melody: Aaare you okay?
Eli: *you can't see his face, but he sticks a thumbs-up in the air* 'm fine.
Serena: Sometimes I forget that his psionics will freak out and throw him across the room or whatever...
Eli: Yeah, not gonna be able to use those for a bit, someone get the wheelchair.
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Eli can't walk, he usually floats around using his psionics, but, they like to freak out and send him flying, when that happens he usually can't use them for an hour or two.
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Casey: *pointing angrily to something behind her* He's got four nipples!
Serena: I... *sighs, laughing, walks off-screen* I'm done!
Everyone else: *laughing too*
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I don't know just what the hell I was doing with this one, I just saw the bloopers video for the thing and decided it'd be funny if it was my OCs.
I imagine creepy Seren and Casey would be like Darkiplier and Antisepticeye.
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