I have reached a certain level of doneness

I HaVe a Habit

I made some way overpowered characters... well, kinda.

So, Homestuck OCs, Cory, she's the Mage of Blood (may change title later, when I was choosing titles I was going for what sounded cool), and, I gave her the ability to re-open old wounds.

So, like, if she used her power on you, your old cuts and scrapes would open again.

And then, I have this habit of, while going through the first stage of character creation, I usually put my characters through different fandoms, or timelines and such. And, also give them immortality.

And by immortality, I mean, you could mince one of them up, wait five to ten minutes, and they'd be fine again, good as new. But, being injured still hurts.

So, Cory, as I said, can re-open old wounds.

So, imagine her getting so fucking angry, she does her little thing (it happens in bubbles, like, a bubble of space where anyone in said bubble is affected), and so many people just randomly explode (Leah), or just go limp with one small but fatal would, like, gunshot to the heart (Carrie), or fall down coughing out blood (Jamie).

And then there's the rare character or two (Faith & Alex) who just gets a bunch of mainly harmless stuff that happened when they were toddlers and such reopened like skinned knees and papercuts and stuff like that.

Every batch of OCs.

Every single one of them.

For the last four years.

I need help.

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I also found this thing on tumblr.

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Why do so many "Icarus and the sun" artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? Do y'all know who controlled the sun? Apollo. Icarus is gay as fuck, y'all.

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Comments:

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Sometimes it was Helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck

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"Icarus we just escaped prison don't ruin it by flying too close to the sun"

[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]

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Woops

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Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is probably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology.

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I showed my friend this and he goes "Icarus want dat Dickarus"

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Another thing (that I changed a bit):

Both Garroth and Laurance are close friends, and they make a promise each year that if neither of them get a date to the prom they would go together. This year, Garroth's friend tells him that they got rejected by Laurance because Laurance said he already had a date. But when Garroth asks Laurance if he has a date, he says "No, I guess I'm going with you this year."

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Original thing had 'A' and 'B' instead of Garroth and Laurance.

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And I'm done.

Time to go do schoolwork at Three in the morning so I can have PB&J when I wake up.