I have reached a certain level of doneness

School

Me if I was in Aphmau's place in episode one season one of PDH: I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't exist, I don't-

Travis: H-hey, I'm T-Travis, what's your name?

Me: OH NO I EXIST!

Luckily, I don't go to school.

Yay.

If Phoenix Drop High was real (and I was old enough) though, I'd be BEGGING to go.

And then I'd fail all my classes and get detention because I play video games and watch youtube instead of study.

I'd also try to date Gene.

Because he's cute, and SENPAI IS FUCKING MINE!

Angel: Hello, I exist?

Me: You're my real senpai, Gene is my Aphmau senpai.

Angel: You just said to go throw myself into a volcano...

Me: Tough love, sweetheart.