I have reached a certain level of doneness

Glasses

I just had to take my glasses off to clean them, and I just realized how fucking blind I am.

And now, things I've said/thought today!

"WHICH WAY IS LEFT?!"

"I- I should know this!"

"*muffled screech*"

"DaveKat is Cannon... You don't know what DaveKat is, do you Mia?"

"STOP LYING JOHN, YOU'RE LYING!"

"Rose is right, Dave, you're really, really gay."

"In all the Phanfictions I read, Phil is always the tough punk and Dan's the innocent pastel and I'm over here like, '??? wHYY?! That doesn't... WHAT?!', LIKE, Phil's a precious baby and I can easily see Dan sneaking into someones house and murdering them!"

And that's what you missed on ME!