Solangelo Oneshots

Ask Solangelo

Prologue: Chiron discovers that almost every camper wants to know more about Solangelo's love life. So he makes a deal with them. Every 15 minutes, a camper would pay fifty dollars. It seemed steep but hey, people were willing to pay a lot more for answers. Nico and Will agreed because;
1. They were tired of having to search Nico's cabin every time they made out, and
2. Chiron was paying them each in pie. A lot of pie. Enough pie to satisfy even Dean Winchester.

The story
Jason walked in first. He put the money in their jar and sat at the opposite side of the table. "So... I have fifteen minutes of questions, and I fully plan to make them count. Okay, so first, what is the most embarrassing thing Nico has ever done to you, Will?"

Will looked up. "Um. Nico's not that embarrassing, I'm usually the one embarrassing him, but I'd have to say it was this time I came home and Nico was stuck in a cabinet. He said he was trying to shadowtravel to me, but got stuck in there for some reason. While it wasn't embarrassing per se, it was funny."

Jason nodded, "Interesting answer.  What about you, Neeks? Wha—" Nico cut him off, "If you call me that again I will rip out your tongue with my teeth." Realizing the implications behind that statement, he blushed and stammered, "I- I didn't mean it that way."

Will spoke up. "I've changed my mind. That was the most embarrassing thing he's ever done." Jason cleared his throat. "Anyway, Nee- um, Nico, what's the most embarrassing thing Will has ever done to you?"

Nico looked to Will and laughed while Will shook his head, silently pleading him not to tell Jason. "Once, Will got drunk and when I picked him up, he asked if I was single. When I said I wasn't, he started crying about how I was so cute and brave. Then he began talking about something weird and said, 'Drugs aren't cool and neither is drinking spoiled coffee to gain followers.' I had no idea what he was talking about, I'm not on social media and I'm pretty particular about my coffee. So anyway, that is the most embarrassing thing he's ever done."

Jason looked unimpressed. "That's not as bad as some things Piper, Leo, and I've done. Like, not even close. You guys would not believe. I've got time for another few questions. How far have you two gone? Do tell."

Nico blushed furiously and hid his face in his hand as Will smirked. "Well, a few months ago, I spent the night at Nico's cabin and... you can imagine the rest."

"Actually," Jason said, "Could you go into further detail? I've paid a great deal to come here, and I'd hate to not get my questions answered."

"Sorry, Jason. No more details," said Will.

"Next question please." Nico murmured through his hands.

"What are your favorite colors? Kind of a lame question, but I really want to know."
Will spoke first. "Yellow. Yours, Nico?"
"Green, actually. Most people assume it's black, but it's green."

Jason's time was up. He wasn't willing to pay more for another 15 minutes (understandably, it's expensive.) Within the hour, everyone knew about what Jason had asked.

But it was worth it, Nico thought, We have pie.