Solangelo Oneshots

Enrique

WPOV
"There is no way I have that. I'm just wearing seven pairs of pants." Piper stopped for a moment to think, "Plus, since I'm wearing so much clothing, I couldn't have caught the disease." Almost everyone in camp was sick. It started with Enrique, who was, and I do not say this lightly, a slut. There's nothing wrong with that, but there is something wrong with lying to your doctor. I'm a teenager, too. I won't judge you for stupid choices.

Anyway, Enrique, son of Priapus, had somehow turned the illness airborne and now pretty much everyone had it. It caused your butt and legs to swell, your chest to hurt, and it caused extreme testicular pain. You had to get a shot in your leg, arm, or butt. Piper obviously was ill. No one wears that many pairs of pants. So I gave her a shot, and she left. Lots of other campers denied that they had it. How stupid do they think I am?

No, Jason, you do not have a bubble butt. You have an inflamed butt.
No, Valentina, you do not have mumps. You are vaccinated.
No, Grover, you aren't going to die from this.
No, Sherman, you can't just walk it off.
No, Drew, it won't affect your beauty in the long term.
These people, I'm telling you.

Enrique was happy to get the shot. And he told us so.
"I'm usually a top, but this is nice." He said.
"This isn't sexy, Enrique." What the Hades? Why would he say that?
"I love the feeling of needles in my ass."
I sighed. Oh gods. Apollo give me strength.
"Let me do you, then you can go. And please, stop spreading diseases."
"Let me do you? That's what she said."
I tried to give him the shot, but he kept 'flirting' so I called for backup.

Backup consisted of Kayla and Austin. "Hold him down!" Kayla screamed as Enrique squirmed and writhed beneath us. He's such a drama queen. I inject him with the medicine. "Oh yeaaaahhhh." He moaned. What? Why?

"I still think we could have something special." Enrique said as he started to leave. He said it so casually, as if he hadn't just cause that scene. "I mean, I'm hot, you're smart, together we would be unstoppable." He leaned into me seductively. "I have a boyfriend," I replied. "Oh, baby, he doesn't have to know."
Nico walked in. "What the Hades, Enrique?"
"Oh, yeah. Your boyfriend was just leaving you." Enrique said as I shook my head.
"Was he now? You know, come here and I'll tell you how I won him over." Enrique walked over to my boyfriend. Nico broke Enrique's hand. Dam. Now I'll have to heal him. Or maybe I can get someone else to do it. Someone to whom Enrique isn't as weird.