Solangelo Oneshots

Daddy

Nico, Will, Piper, Jason, Leo, Hazel, and Percy were all sitting at an outdoor table of a cafe.

"Hades is the worst. He tried to kill me." Percy said.

"All the gods have tried to kill you. Plus, he didn't mean for you to die. He told me he forgot mortals need air to survive." Nico argued.

"No. He did not say that."

"Yeah." Piper inserted herself into the conversation. "Wouldn't he know all the ways humans can die? I mean, he's Hades for Zeus's sake!"

Nico sighed. "Look, Percy, Piper. I'll IM him."

Nico threw a dramacha into the steam of the fountain near which they were sitting.

"Call dad." He spoke to the forming rainbow.

'Calling Daddy.' The mist responded.

"No! No!" Nico swiped his hand through the mist, trying to cancel his call. It did not work. An Iris Message appeared in front of Will.
A blush spread across Nico's face as he ran to the nearest shadow and shadow traveled away.

"This is awkward." Will stated, but no one could hear him over Hazel crying and Jason fanboying.

"My brother has a boyfriend! And he's so cute! And surprisingly kinky." Hazel wailed. "I'm disturbed that he has him put down as 'Daddy' but I'm also happy for him but what the Hades?" No one could really understand what she was saying through the sobs, but they got the general idea.

Jason, meanwhile was atop the table, screeching loudly. "Yyyaaaasssss! I was right! Suck it, Leo! Nico is a bottom!"

"Whatever." Leo grumbled as he passed Jason twenty dollars.

"You guys were betting on who tops? That's so messed up!" Will complained.

"Messed up?" Percy exclaimed. "You make your boyfriend call you Daddy!"

"I do not. He's the one who suggested we try it! And we both enjoyed it so-"

"OH MY GODS!" Hazel screamed. "This is worse! My brother is a slut!"

"I mean, I'm the only one he's slept with, so he's not really a 'slut.' Even if he was, there's nothing wrong with enjoying sex! Stop kink-shaming."

"WHAT?!? You've slept together?!" Hazel cried.

"Uh....yeah. We've been together for almost a year now, so... yeah. I thought you had figured that out based on the conversation we're having. Why else would he have me in his contacts as that?"

"No other reason! Because you are a top, Baby!" Jason interrupted.

"Daddy." Percy corrected.

Hazel fainted.