Solangelo Oneshots

Solangelo Squad

"Okay, everyone!" Percy shouted. It was his turn to lead the Solangelo Squad. They hadn't quite gotten Nico and Will together yet, but he felt they were close. "This week, our objective is the same as always; get Solangelo together." Cheering ensued. Tears of joy were shed at the name of the couple. Jason tore off his shirt and screamed "YYYYAAASSS!"

"Annabeth has left me a plan. However, we are not going to use that plan. Here's the plan we're gonna do! Jason, the board." Jason wheeled in a chalk board with writing on it.
"Okay! So! We know Nico has a Vitamin D deficiency."

"He does?" Asked a voice from the back.
"Yes. Please pay attention. Will is the child of the sun. The sun produces vitamin D. D stands for dick. Will has a dick. So, obviously, Nico writing on his blog that he takes vitamin D is code. Nico wants us to set him up with Will."

Murmurs spread through the audience.
"Um...are you sure?" A camper asked.
"I'm positive. Here's what we're gonna do." He picked up a piece of chalk and wrote on the board.

Step 1. Steal some inflatable penises
Step 2. Hang them in Nico's cabin with Will's face taped on them.
Step 3. Emerge from hiding spots
Step 4. Sing

"Um, Percy?" Piper asked.
"Yes?"
"What?"
"I assume you're asking how we go about this. We need to make sure that Will is with Nico when this happens. Piper, that will be your job. It shouldn't be that hard, seeing as they're already always together. We need to find pictures of Will and print them out. Leo, this is your assignment." Leo punched the air in celebration. "Yes!" "Jason, you need to find a bunch of inflatable dicks! You live in the same cabin as Enrique, so it should be easy. And I will write the song."
"Um," Jason interrupted, "Why are we doing a song?"
"Stupid question, Grace. Now! Everyone, it's go time!"

Jason snuck into his cabin. He didn't want to disturb Enrique. He just wanted to steal the inflatable dicks. Once he had all the dicks in a bag, he snuck back out and into the Hades cabin. "Time to start blowing dicks," he said as he started inflating the balloons.

"That's the last one." Leo turned off the printer, stuffed the photos into a toolbox, and ran. He planned on sprinting to the Hades cabin, but he had a small delay. He bumped into Nyssa. He dropped his toolbox, papers flying everywhere. "Bro," Nyssa asked, "Why do you have hundreds of pictures of Will Solace in your box? Is there something you want to tell me?"
"Um. No. These are for a friend."
"Sure."

"Piper, what are you doing?" Will asked her.
"Nothing." She responded, when in fact she was not doing nothing. That's right. She was doing something. She was getting Will and Nico to the Hades cabin. That was all she could do, except hope the others did their parts.

They did their parts. "Why are you taking us to my cabin?" Nico asked. Every time someone lured him to his cabin, something bad happened. "And why do I need to be here for this?" Asked Will. Their questions weren't answered, because Piper opened the door and shoved Nico and Will in. The lights flicked on, there were penises everywhere. "What the Hades?" Nico shrieked. The penises had cutout pictures of Will on them and were handing from the ceiling, stuffed in corners, and sitting on Nico's bed. Leo, Percy, Jason, Kayla, Austin, and some other campers popped up from hiding spots that weren't really hiding spots. "Good Evening, gentlemen." Percy said. "Will, Nico had all these penises with your face taped on them. All we did is take them out from under his bed." Nico looked at Will like "Please say you don't believe this" the same time Will looked at Nico like "Do they think I'm gonna believe that?"
"Stop eye kissing, you two." Percy said before bursting into song. "Because you two are meant to be! Nico's got a collection of Will's dicks!" Will started laughing hysterically at this line. "Will loves all of Nico's quicks and Nico's ticks! Plus, they're the only gay guys at camp with even the slightest bit of chemistry! I don't know what rhymes with Chemistry! It's a mystery, like a talking duck. So please, stop wiggling around it and just f-" Percy was interrupted by a throat punch by a livid Nico Di Angelo. "Finish the song. I dare you." Percy did not finish the song.