Solangelo Oneshots

Nico's texts

•Hazel•
Hazel: You were the only family I ever knew. I trusted you to protect me. But you were never the protector. You were the one from whom I need protection. I trusted you, and in return, you shattered me. And it took me years to put the pieces back together.
Nico: What?
Hazel: You heard me.
Nico: Is this because I couldn't make it to your party last week? I had to take the SATs.
Hazel: If you loved me you would make time for me.
Nico: I told you months in advance that I wasn't available that day, still scheduled the party. Now you're upset that he couldn't show up? What was the party even for?
Hazel: I bought a new set of teacups
Nico: Hazel, why are you still mad? I told you I couldn't be there.
Hazel: Well, your boyfriend came.
Nico: 1-Don't let Enrique see that. 2- Will and I aren't physically connected? We are different people.
Hazel: Obviously. You betrayed me. And I will never forgive you.
Nico: What if we go get ice cream this weekend?
Hazel:........fine

•Will•
Will: I swear I'm going to kill Percy.
Nico: Good choice! But, if I may ask, why?
Will: Because he stole all the bandages again.
Nico: That doesn't sound too bad.
Will: He used them to wax his legs.
Nico:...............wtf?
Will: He said 'the plume of Percy needs to be contained.
Nico: Is this when you smacked him?
Will: Not yet.
Nico: So you did smack him?
Will: Obviously. Please stop interrupting. I told him to put back the unused bandages, and he stuck his tongue out at me like a toddler. I don't get how you could ever have been in love with him. It really makes me reevaluate my perception of myself.
Nico: WHO TOLD YOU I USED TO LIKE HIM??!!!?!!?
Will: You sleep talk.
Nico: What exactly did I say?
Will: You said 'Percy's hot but ugh. Not my type. Will instead. Ugh. Gaaaaayyyy.' It was weird but cute.
Nico: Please kill me now.
Will: I won't let you escape that easily.
Nico: That's a pretty creepy thing to say. You've been spending too much time around me.
Will: Because you get hurt so much.
Nico: You know that's not the only reason.
Will: It's true though.
Nico: Yeah. You're a great healer (+1 ego)
Will: I knew there was a reason you kept me around. (Also, I'm choosing to ignore the snark.)
Nico: Do you want to come by my cabin later?
Will: I'd love to! I'll bring a bucket full of stuff!
Nico: What kind of stuff?
Will: Mostly snacks. And a lot of warm blankets.
Nico: Sounds great! See you later
Will: Love you! Bye!

•Reyna•
Reyna: Care to explain?
Nico: Um? Explained what?
Reyna: Why you only just now told me about you and Will?
Nico: We haven't been dating that long.
Reyna: LIES!
Nico: Fine. We've been dating a while, and I wanted to tell you, but you're......intimidating.
Reyna: I will crush his soul.
Nico: Wow. Take it down a few hundred notches, please?
Reyna: I will slit him open from mouth to anus and wear him like a jacket.
Nico: WHAT THE ACTUAL HADES
Reyna: Sorry. I'm a little overprotective.
Nico: No kidding
Reyna: But seriously, tell me if he hurts you.
Nico: I can handle myself.
Reyna: Still, I order you to tell me.
Nico: I'm not one of your soldiers.
Reyna: And I'm not there with you. Annabeth would tell me even if you didn't.
Nico: Touché.

•Piper•
Nico: I'm in love with you.
Piper: ????????
Nico: oops wrong person
Piper: NICO WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH?!??!?

•Jason•
Nico: Jason, I swear, if I catch you spying on me from a vent one more time, I will murder you slowly and I will feel no remorse.
Jason: Hmm. Graphic. Fine. I won't hide in your vents anymore.
Nico: You won't hide anywhere to spy on me.
Jason: Yeah, sure.