Solangelo Oneshots

Sewer clowns

Based on a sewer wire I saw. There was a wire that led into the sewer. Yep.

"Sewer Clowns deserve equal rights!" Piper shouted. Everyone was at a protest for the rights of sewer clowns. It started when Will saw a pole with a wire hanging out of it. It was pulled taught and leading into a sewer. Will had complained that it was a safety hazard, but he wasn't sure who he could report it to. So he just told his friends. Piper got really mad for some reason.
"They need it for their Wi-Fi! You use Wi-Fi! Do they not deserve Wi-Fi?"
"Who's they?"
"The sewer clowns!"
"They lure children into sewers." Will protested.
"Because they're lonely! And so the children can experience the joy of really good sewer Wi-Fi. They're people, just like you and me."
"Are they though?"
"I don't know! Are you a person, Will?"
"I'm done with this conversation."

"Seriously, Leo, why don't they just put the cord somewhere else?"
"I don't know, man," Leo said, "Maybe the clowns live there."
"I guess. Not all clowns have homes."
"They do have homes. It's the sewer. Trust me, I've lived in sewers, and some of them are pretty cool."
"Why sewers though?"
"Do they not deserve to live where they wish? Do you consider them a subpar species?"
"Honestly," Will replied, "Yeah. They're sewer clowns."
"Yes, yes. We've established this. And the cord is for Wi-Fi, duh. You use Wi-Fi. Why are they any different?"
"You're hopeless." Will complained as he left.

"What?" Nico asked. "Why didn't you report it?"
"I didn't know how. But really? You're not going to talk about the guy from It?" Will inquired.
"No. Why would I?"
"Because the wire ran into a sewer! Where clowns live!"
"Clowns don't actually live in sewers, Will. Percy owns a house."
"BBBUUUUURRRNNNN!" Yelled Will.
"Anyway, that's ridiculous." Nico continued, "I'm on your side for this. I don't fully get what's going on, but you're extremely enthusiastic and I love you, so I'm in."

Back to the protest.
Piper, Leo, Frank, Grover, Tyson, and Percy were protesting that sewer clowns deserved rights. Will, Nico, Annabeth, Hazel, Jason, and Reyna thought it was ridiculous.
"Rights for sewer clowns! Rights for sewer clowns! Why should we have rights when they do not?"
"Because they are fictional, grotesque beings!" Reyna shouted back. She held a sign that read 'Down With Clowns!' Reyna secretly had a love of dramatic signs.
"I'm a satyr! Are you calling me grotesque?"
"No. We're calling clowns grotesque."
"Oh. Well, that's true. I'm switching sides." Grover walked across the green to stand with the anti-clown group.
"WE WIN!!!" Will screamed. "GROVER IS ON OUR SIDE NOW!"
"Please stop yelling." Hazel said.
"Right. Sorry. We win! We have more members in our clown club than you do! Ha! Victory!"

What even is this?