Oh my god, this waiter is quite possibly the hottest man I have ever had the pleasure of seeing.
"Okay, chicken quesadilla and rice for you, and beef tacos with beans for you. Is that all?"
"For now." Hazel says with a mischievous grin.
"Um..... okay?" The waiter says before walking off with our orders.
"Hazel," I ask, "What?"
"What what?"
"Why did you say for now?"
"Because I also want to get you a side order of that dick."
I almost do a spit take. "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"I simply want to get you a boyf."
"I remember when I thought you were innocent."
"Careful, the plate is hot, too." The waiter, Will, says.
"Too?" I ask, confused. He gently pokes my shoulder and makes a sizzley sound. Then he walks away.
"Hazel! Hazel!" I panic. "What do I do?"
"Him!"
AN// Okay so this is obviously not original but I saw this tumblr post and just wrote it as Solangelo.
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Solangelo Oneshots
FanficA good life is like a good collection of oneshots. There's fluff, angst, smut, and over explained gay puns. This has all of my old, unedited Solangelo fanfic. It's not always good, but it's always gay (like me.)
