Peacock

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NPOV
"I don't know where I'm
going and in life isn't
that what matters? Me?
—Apollo"
"Will, what are you doing? What are you wearing?" He was wearing a blue thong that had a bird neck and head sticking out of the front.
"It a pea-cock. Get it? Becau-"
"I get it. And I wish I didn't. Why are you quoting your dad?"
"He got for me and I felt bad about taking it and not honoring him."
"Why did you have to accept it?" He looked at me with a shocked expression. "Why wouldn't I?"
"So many reasons. One, it's disturbing. Two, you look ridiculous. Three, Hazel's coming over later. Do you want her to see you in that?"
He shrugged, "It's deeply erotic."
What the Hades? "No, Will. It's not. And even if it was, the question still stands. Do you want Hazel to see your ass?" He shakes his head solemnly "No, I guess not. I'll change."

He came back dressed more appropriately, just in time. Hazel was knocking on the door. I answered, "Hey! I'm glad you were able to come!" She hugged me and I hugged back. I'm really glad Will changed. After all, she was coming over so we could tell her the big news. We got engaged! Yep. I was engaged to a doctor in a thong. I didn't think my life would turn out this way, but I couldn't be happier that it did.

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